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Round the weekend off with a smile (or a groan!)

When I was younger I had a birthday party at the local laundrette......The highlight of the night was playing pass the Persil.

Local Police hunting the 'knitting needle nutter' who has stabbed six people in the arse in the last 48 hours, believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.

Murphy says to Paddy "What ya talkin to an envelope for?"
" I'm sending a voicemail ya thick sod!" he replied.


Michael Jackson's family are very pleased to be able to finally blame his death on his Doctor.

Previous attempts at blame included:

1) Sunshine
2) Moonlight
3) Good Times
4) Boogie

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