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Round the weekend off with a smile (or a groan!)

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When I was younger I had a birthday party at the local laundrette......The highlight of the night was playing pass the Persil.

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Local Police hunting the 'knitting needle nutter' who has stabbed six people in the arse in the last 48 hours, believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.

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Murphy says to Paddy "What ya talkin to an envelope for?"
" I'm sending a voicemail ya thick sod!" he replied.

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Michael Jackson's family are very pleased to be able to finally blame his death on his Doctor.

Previous attempts at blame included:

1) Sunshine
2) Moonlight
3) Good Times
4) Boogie
:p

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