Shopping is not fun

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  1. Frontier-Phil

    Frontier-Phil Silver Member

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    A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following:

    1 bar of soap
    1 toothbrush
    1 tube of toothpaste
    1 loaf of bread
    1 pint of milk
    1 single serving of cereal
    1 single frozen dinner

    The checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says, "Single, huh?";)


    The girl smiles sheepishly and replies, "How'd you guess?":D


    He says, "Because you're ugly." :eek::eek:


    Phil X
     
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    evanesco I'm the tortoise.

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  7. *angie*

    *angie* loves food and cooking

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    I laughed - despite myself :eek:

    lol
     
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    VERY FUNNY!! I like it. lol
     
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    Hmmm, the original joke was the other way around. It was a guy shopping and a checkout girl LOL :p
     
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    LOL !!!!

    Phil X
     
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    Haha!!! :D Brilliant!
     
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    judimac Mad old Bat with Attitude

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    It made me snort!:D
     
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    Can't make my mind up what's funnier the joke or your comments! either way im in stitches! lol xx
     
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