Thought for January

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  1. NikkiH

    NikkiH Likes to eat

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    was weight watchers but are drifting apart, am having an affair with Lipotrim...
    Thought for January

    'Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house,
    Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.

    The cookies I'd nibbled, the chocolate I'd taste
    At the holiday parties had gone to my waist.

    When I got on the scales there arouse such a number!
    When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber).

    I'd remember the marvellous meals I'd prepared;
    The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared.

    The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese
    And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, but please."

    As I dressed myself in a baggy old shirt
    And prepared once again to do battle with dirt...

    I said to myself, as I only can,
    "You can't spend a winter, disguised as a man!"

    So, away with the last of the sour cream dip.
    Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip.

    Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
    Till all the additional ounces have vanished.

    I won't have a cookie, not even a lick.
    I'll want only to chew on a long celery stick.

    I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie.
    I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.

    I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore...
    But isn't that what January is for?

    Unable to giggle and no longer a riot.
    Happy New Year to all, and to all a good diet!
     
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    Rising_Sun Seeking thinner peace

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    That is a super poem.
     
  5. Yuna

    Yuna Let’s do this!! d(*.*)b

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    Ha Ha I'm cracking up!!! Brilliant.
     
  6. NikkiH

    NikkiH Likes to eat

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    was weight watchers but are drifting apart, am having an affair with Lipotrim...
    :D

    I was worrying it would make you all think about food too much!!
     
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    Hahaha, that is great - it must be, it even brought a smile to my miserable face! Lol!
     
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    Ha Ha, Nikki. I got that e-mailed to me last night and posted it on a different forum.

    You beat me to it on here!
     
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    fab mate xx
     
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