A joke for BL

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  1. ladylite

    ladylite Gold Member

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    A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.

    He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

    After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter,

    Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

    Before you tell that joke, sir,
    I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind --

    that you should know five things:

    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

    3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional boxer.


    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.


    Now, think about it seriously, Mister.

    Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,

    'No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
     
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    Not for U but it made me laugh seeing as we are all worried about lose skin.

    A woman dropped in unannounced at her son's house. Having knocked on the
    door she immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law
    laying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing and the aroma of
    perfume filled the room.

    'What are you doing?' she asked.

    'I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work.' the daughter-in-law
    answered.

    'But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed.

    'This is my love dress.' the daughter-in-law explained.

    'Love dress? But you're naked!'

    'Justin loves me to wear this dress.' she explained. 'Every time he sees me
    in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours.'

    The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on
    her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the
    couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He
    walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.

    'What are you doing?' he asked.

    'This is my love dress.' she whispered, sensually.

    'Needs ironing.' he said, 'What's for dinner?'
     
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    Blonde Logic Yes. You can.

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    :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Very good lady! Thanks for the giggle!! z
     
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    They put a big smile on my face after a long day :D
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! oh they are both funny!!!xx
     
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