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A MONDAY AFTERNOON CHUCKLE...

Donnie46

Slow but sure....
S: 22st0lb C: 19st7lb G: 10st0lb BMI: 55.1 Loss: 2st7lb(11.36%)
#1
This guy goes skydiving for the first time.

After he jumps out of the
plane, he counts to ten, pulls the ripcord, and nothing happens.

Only a little worried, he pulls the cord for the auxiliary parachute, but
unfortunately, the chute still does not appear.

As he is plummeting toward the Earth, he sees a woman coming up the other way.

He shouts to her "Do you know anything about parachutes?"

"No", she says,

"Do you know anything about gas stoves?"



Hope you enjoyed a little chuckle...
 
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S: 12st7lb C: 11st8lb G: 10st0lb BMI: 28.7 Loss: 0st13lb(7.43%)
#3
Ha ha like it :D
 


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