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Slow but sure....
This guy goes skydiving for the first time.

After he jumps out of the plane, he counts to ten, pulls the ripcord, and nothing happens.

Only a little worried, he pulls the cord for the auxiliary parachute, but unfortunately, the chute still does not appear.

As he is plummeting toward the Earth, he sees a woman coming up the other way.

He shouts to her "Do you know anything about parachutes?"

"No", she says,

"Do you know anything about gas stoves?"........
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lol like that one
lol....that took a while for me to get! ha ha. I luuuuuv skydiving! Done two, and I wanna do another one. Another incentive to loose some weight! Save the instructors back ha ha. :)

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