a Sailors Joke

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  1. sailor_Jack

    sailor_Jack Gonna be slim again

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    A very Pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her Stammerers Action group. She had tried every technique in the book without the Slightest success.
    Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she said, 'If any of
    You can tell me the name of the town where you were born, without Stuttering, I will have wild and passionate sex with you until Your muscles ache and your eyes water.
    So, who wants to go first

    The Englishman piped up.
    'B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham'.
    'That's no use, Trevor', said the speech
    therapist, 'Who's next ?'.

    The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out
    P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-aisley'.
    That's no better. There'll be no sex for you,
    I'm Afraid, Hamish. How about you, Paddy ?'

    The Irishman took a deep breath and eventually blurted out
    'London.'
    'Brilliant, Paddy,' said the speech therapist and
    Immediately set about living up to her promise.

    After 15 minutes of exceptionally steamy sex, the couple
    paused for a
    Breath and Paddy said ......
    'd-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry.'
     
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    howdy-doody Eloquent hooligan

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    What's 8 inches long, silver & should never be found under an young girls bed ?
































    Garry Glitters boots....
     
  4. rainbow brite

    rainbow brite ~Starsprinkled~

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    IMac Gold Member

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    Thats terrible.......


    but funny
     
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    macabar Full Member

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    oh you guys!
     
  7. Allan G

    Allan G Gold Member

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    :D what is pink and purple, 6 inches long and women cant get enough off???





    A £50 note :p
     
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    liberty_girl Peace Love Happiness

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    What is pink and long and hard in the morning?
































    The Financial Times crossword
    (not that i would know i'm rubbish at crosswords!)
     
  9. Allan G

    Allan G Gold Member

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    :D A sexy secretary walks into her bosses office and says " Im afraid i have got some bad news for you."

    "Bad News!" the boss exclaims. "All i get, all day, everyday is bad news. Cant you give me some good news?"

    "Err ok boss" the secretary replies. " Your not sterile :p
     
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