a Sailors Joke

[sailor_Jack]

A very Pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her Stammerers Action group. She had tried every technique in the book without the Slightest success.
Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she said, 'If any of
You can tell me the name of the town where you were born, without Stuttering, I will have wild and passionate sex with you until Your muscles ache and your eyes water.
So, who wants to go first

The Englishman piped up.
'B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham'.
'That's no use, Trevor', said the speech
therapist, 'Who's next ?'.

The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out
P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-aisley'.
That's no better. There'll be no sex for you,
I'm Afraid, Hamish. How about you, Paddy ?'

The Irishman took a deep breath and eventually blurted out
'London.'
'Brilliant, Paddy,' said the speech therapist and
Immediately set about living up to her promise.

After 15 minutes of exceptionally steamy sex, the couple
paused for a
Breath and Paddy said ......
'd-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry.'

 

[howdy-doody]

What's 8 inches long, silver & should never be found under an young girls bed ?
































Garry Glitters boots....

 

[rainbow brite]

 

[IMac]

Thats terrible.......


but funny

 

[macabar]

oh you guys!

 

[Allan G]

what is pink and purple, 6 inches long and women cant get enough off???





A £50 note

 

[liberty_girl]

What is pink and long and hard in the morning?
































The Financial Times crossword
(not that i would know i'm rubbish at crosswords!)

 

[Allan G]

A sexy secretary walks into her bosses office and says " Im afraid i have got some bad news for you."

"Bad News!" the boss exclaims. "All i get, all day, everyday is bad news. Cant you give me some good news?"

"Err ok boss" the secretary replies. " Your not sterile