Are you a law breaker??

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  1. Russiandoll

    Russiandoll Carpe diem

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    Here are some UK laws ... there is one I have regularly broken and another that I have broken occasionally :eek:

    * Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (enacted by Edward VI)

    * A bed may not be hung out of a window.

    * It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates in a public conveyance.

    * Destroying or defacing money is illegal.

    * Placing postage stamps that bears the monarch upside down is considered treason.

    * A licence is required to keep a lunatic.

    * It is illegal to be drunk in possession of a cow.

    * If someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your commode, you must let them enter. (Right!!)

    So - how many criminals amongst us?? :D

    Debbie x
     
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  3. KD

    KD Gone fishing

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    Well, my DH is definitely breaking the law with this one! :D
     
  4. Texasgirl

    Texasgirl Regular User

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    Good job these are UK laws otherwise I would be found guilty of being in drunk possession of a cow...LOL Its a long story!

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  5. Isobel1965

    Isobel1965 Gold Member

    I've got 3 little cows but I try not to be drunk in front of them LTMO!
    love
     
  6. DQ

    DQ Queen of the Damned

    Oh dear, I broke at least two of those!! :p
     
  7. Isobel1965

    Isobel1965 Gold Member

    Ah but which two, DQ? lol
     
  8. DQ

    DQ Queen of the Damned

    Not telling!! :p
     
  9. Russiandoll

    Russiandoll Carpe diem

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    * It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates in a public conveyance.

    When I saw this one, I misread it at first and thought it said 'it's illegal for a lady to eat chocolates in a public CONVENIENCE' i.e a toilet. I thought someone would have to be pretty desperate to eat choccies in a bog (especially most of the public ones I've encountered) but then I read it properly and now I can see they mean on public TRANSPORT. Now that I'm guilty of - albeit sneakily. After all, when you're overweight, you don't actually want people to SEE you eating anything other than salad do you?

    Debbie x

    Ever noticed that the queue for the salad bar in a restaurant never has skinny people in it?
     
  10. Brad0053

    Brad0053 Silver Member

    These laws look pretty tame my Russian friend. Some of the ladies on another thread are actually talking about the most effective poison. :eek: :eek:

    I'd moderate, but I'm a little scared to ;)
     
  11. Diva

    Diva Cambridge Diet Counsellor

    I wonder if I'll get time off for good behaviour ! :rolleyes:
     
  12. DQ

    DQ Queen of the Damned

    No, cause you'd need to show some good behaviour first!! :eek:
     
  13. Russiandoll

    Russiandoll Carpe diem

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    Time off for WHAT?? ;)

    (Great minds think alike DQ! lol)
     
  14. DQ

    DQ Queen of the Damned

    Nice one Debs!! ;)
     
  15. Isobel1965

    Isobel1965 Gold Member


    You can moderate me all you like, luv!

    Hehehehe
     
  16. Diva

    Diva Cambridge Diet Counsellor

    I thought we were finished!!! :eek: I've moved on to someone else now!! :D :D
     
  17. DQ

    DQ Queen of the Damned

    Sniff, that's it - just toss me aside like a used tissue...

    .... flush me away now you're done with me... [​IMG]
     
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  19. Isobel1965

    Isobel1965 Gold Member

    I'm so not asking where that tissue has been!
     
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