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Are you a law breaker??

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Russiandoll, 2 August 2006 Social URL.

  1. Russiandoll

    Russiandoll Carpe diem

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    Here are some UK laws ... there is one I have regularly broken and another that I have broken occasionally :eek:

    * Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (enacted by Edward VI)

    * A bed may not be hung out of a window.

    * It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates in a public conveyance.

    * Destroying or defacing money is illegal.

    * Placing postage stamps that bears the monarch upside down is considered treason.

    * A licence is required to keep a lunatic.

    * It is illegal to be drunk in possession of a cow.

    * If someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your commode, you must let them enter. (Right!!)

    So - how many criminals amongst us?? :D

    Debbie x
     
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  3. KD

    KD Gone fishing

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    Well, my DH is definitely breaking the law with this one! :D
     
  4. Texasgirl

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    Good job these are UK laws otherwise I would be found guilty of being in drunk possession of a cow...LOL Its a long story!

    love
     
  5. Isobel1965

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    I've got 3 little cows but I try not to be drunk in front of them LTMO!
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  6. DQ

    DQ Queen of the Damned

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    Oh dear, I broke at least two of those!! :p
     
  7. Isobel1965

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    Ah but which two, DQ? lol
     
  8. DQ

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    Not telling!! :p
     
  9. Russiandoll

    Russiandoll Carpe diem

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    * It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates in a public conveyance.

    When I saw this one, I misread it at first and thought it said 'it's illegal for a lady to eat chocolates in a public CONVENIENCE' i.e a toilet. I thought someone would have to be pretty desperate to eat choccies in a bog (especially most of the public ones I've encountered) but then I read it properly and now I can see they mean on public TRANSPORT. Now that I'm guilty of - albeit sneakily. After all, when you're overweight, you don't actually want people to SEE you eating anything other than salad do you?

    Debbie x

    Ever noticed that the queue for the salad bar in a restaurant never has skinny people in it?
     
  10. Brad0053

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    These laws look pretty tame my Russian friend. Some of the ladies on another thread are actually talking about the most effective poison. :eek: :eek:

    I'd moderate, but I'm a little scared to ;)
     
  11. Diva

    Diva Cambridge Diet Counsellor

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    I wonder if I'll get time off for good behaviour ! :rolleyes:
     
  12. DQ

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    No, cause you'd need to show some good behaviour first!! :eek:
     
  13. Russiandoll

    Russiandoll Carpe diem

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    Time off for WHAT?? ;)

    (Great minds think alike DQ! lol)
     
  14. DQ

    DQ Queen of the Damned

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    Nice one Debs!! ;)
     
  15. Isobel1965

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    You can moderate me all you like, luv!

    Hehehehe
     
  16. Diva

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    I thought we were finished!!! :eek: I've moved on to someone else now!! :D :D
     
  17. DQ

    DQ Queen of the Damned

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    Sniff, that's it - just toss me aside like a used tissue...

    .... flush me away now you're done with me... [​IMG]
     
  18. Isobel1965

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    I'm so not asking where that tissue has been!
     
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