Chuckle Time :-)

[Minimunchkins]

For anyone who hasn't received this on one of those text 'mail shots'

If my body was a car, I'd be trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps, dents & scratches and my headlights are out of focus. My gearbox is seizing up and it takes me hours to reach maximum speed. I overheat for no reason and every time I sneeze, cough or laugh either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!​

Oh dear, I recognise some of the above :8855::8855::8855:

 

[JezVonSavage]

I've just hit bumps, dents and scratches and out of focus headlights :raincloud: