A Friday laugh

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  1. Susiewoosie

    Susiewoosie In it to lose it

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    IF MY BODY WERE A CAR ...

    If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinkingabout trading it in for a newer model. I've
    got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ....
    But that's not the worst of it.

    My headlights are out of focus and it's especially
    hard to see things up close.

    My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the
    best of weather.

    My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

    It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed,
    my fuel rate burns inefficiently.

    But here's the worst of it --

    Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....
    either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires
     
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  3. SpaceAngel

    SpaceAngel I ate my willpower!

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    Made me chuckle this morning :thankyou:
     
  4. Mrs V

    Mrs V Loves Life!

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    Ha ha...copied it and emailed to a few friends!! Thank you!!!
     
  5. Treats

    Treats Silver Member

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    :8855::8855::8855: I have no idea what is means!!
     
  6. willkat

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    :8855::8855::8855:Love it!!
     
  7. Claire1981

    Claire1981 Is so very nearly there!

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    H aha ha brill and treats - you are mental :)
    x
     
  8. Susiewoosie

    Susiewoosie In it to lose it

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    Treats you're shameless!!!!!!!!
     
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    Brilliant hun. xx
     
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    :8855::8855::8855: Hey the dents and scratches are nothing I can deal with those being a therapist... but the rest pfft what are they :8855::8855:
     
  11. victoria sponge

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    i love it susie made me chuckle so thanx v much for that:D
     
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