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A Friday laugh

Susiewoosie

In it to lose it
S: 18st0lb C: 17st9lb G: 12st0lb BMI: 34.4 Loss: 0st5lb(1.98%)
#1

IF MY BODY WERE A CAR ...

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinkingabout trading it in for a newer model. I've
got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ....
But that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially
hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the
best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed,
my fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....
either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires
 
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SpaceAngel

I ate my willpower!
S: 21st6.0lb C: 21st6.0lb G: 11st0lb Loss: 0st0lb(0%)
#2
Made me chuckle this morning :thankyou:
 

Mrs V

Loves Life!
S: 21st7lb C: 12st5lb G: 11st0lb Loss: 9st2lb(42.52%)
#3
Ha ha...copied it and emailed to a few friends!! Thank you!!!
 

ikkle87

Silver Member
S: 31st11.5lb C: 31st4.5lb G: 14st11lb BMI: 56.3 Loss: 0st7lb(1.57%)
#8
Brilliant hun. xx
 
#10
IF MY BODY WERE A CAR ...

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinkingabout trading it in for a newer model. I've
got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ....
But that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially
hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the
best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed,
my fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....

either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires
i love it susie made me chuckle so thanx v much for that:D
 


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