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Feel down about a small loss ;) READ THIS....every 1b counts.

#1
Saw this in a diff section and wanted all you guys to read this..... its my lil friend that wants to talk to you so listen up!!..


haha.....

Hello, do you know me? If you don't you should. I'm a pound of fat, and I'm the happiest pound of fat that you would ever want to meet. Want to know why?

It's because no one ever wants to lose me; I'm Only One Pound, just a pound. Everyone wants to lose three pounds, five pounds or fifteen pounds, but never only one, so I just stick around and happily keep you fat.

Then I add to myself ever so slyly so that you never seem to notice it, that is until I've grown to ten, twenty or even more pounds in weight. Yes, it's fun being Only One Pound of fat, left to do as I please.

So, when you weigh in, keep right on saying "Oh, I only lost one pound." ( as if that were such a terrible thing!)

For you see, if you do this you'll encourage others to keep me around because they will think I'm not worth losing. And I love being around you - your arms, your legs, your chin, your hips and every part of you. Happy Days!!

After all, I'm Only One Pound of fat!!!



so my lovelys .. every pound counts =D... so smileeee.​
 
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#3
cry no more :p think of my little friend laughing its way to baniishment lool x
 

Redkoala

Go on smile! =)
#4
Good one :D Punkii strikes again
 
#5
i always do ;).
 
#6
great poem isn't it
 
#7
yeah its good.. i saw it n thought my xenical family must see this lol.
 


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