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How much do you want to lose - a bit of fun!

#1
1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = a car tyre
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony


I need to lose an elephants penis and an average human brain so I can start my fertility treartment.....
 
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emmapetty

Going for Goal!
#4
LMAO Ruth, this is fab!

Well I have already lost an elephants penis, so I now need to loose an elephants heart!!! Bloody elephants! ROFL!!!

Hugs x x x
 
#6
Oh! Fab....I need to lose a small calf and an ostrich egg!! Love it! (I may turn that into a mantra lol)
 
#7
Seems i need to lose a newborn calf and a bald eagle. Not too sure if im pleased about this or not! Next time i see my CDC im going to tell him this to see what he says :D (so long as i dont mention the elephants penis i should be fine!)
 
#8
I have already lost a gold brick
need to lose the amount of pizza an average American eats in a year to start fertility. then to get around ideal weight a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg

so overall total would be the amount of refined sugar an average American eats in a year
 

Thelma

Silver Member
#9
I'd like to lose a human head and skin before going on holiday to Australia in 3 weeks. What a fright I'll give the airport staff when a headless fleshy skeleton walks in!
 

Lily

Gold Member
#11
I'd like to lose an Irish Setter, please. :eek:
 
#13
hehe this made me lauf so much :D im glad i lost all those...chemical additives an American consumes each year.... LOL :D
 


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