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I went to bed like a chip lastnight.........

I apologise in advance for 3 new posts tonight. I am not normally a posting type but feel a little wicked today in an amusing sort of a way.

I decided I needed to do something about my flabby bits, so after reading many posts on here I bought some bio oil. Also for Christmas santa got me some pout bust firming cream. Years ago a herbalist gave me a recipie for cellulite reducing oil which you massage in from the feet upwards to the legs/bum area so I made some up.

I was on my own last night, walked past the mirror in the hallway and thought OMG you look at least 94.

So, I gave myself a face peel, face mask then a facial. I left night moisturising cream in a thick layer all over my face.

I applied the bust firming cream to my top half.
I applied bio oil to my stretch marked stomach.
Then the cellulite oil from toes to bum.

My husband came home and said I looked like a chip.
I laughed mao.

Do you think he meant I looked good enough to eat?
no......maybe not.

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