January blues.

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  1. kered

    kered Gold Member

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    I had this on an email and just thought I would share with you all.



    'Twas the month after Christmas,
    And all through the house,
    Nothing would fit me,
    Not even a blouse.

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    The cookies I'd nibbled,
    The chocolate I'd taste
    At the holiday parties
    Had gone to my waist.

    When I got on the scales
    There arose such a number
    That my blood pressure spiked!
    (Oh, Lord, what a bummer!).

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    I remembered the marvelous meals I'd prepared;
    The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared.
    The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese,
    And how I never said, "Oh, no thank you, please."

    As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt
    And dug for my only elastic-waist skirt,
    I said to myself as I saw my reflection,
    "If you see any food, go the other direction!"
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    So, away with the last of the sour cream dip.
    Get rid of the fruit cake, the crackers, the chips.
    Every last bit of food that I love must be banished
    Until the additional pounds have all vanished.

    I won't have a cookie, not even a lick;
    My days will be filled with long celery sticks.
    I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie.
    I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.

    I'm hungry, in misery, and life is a bore,
    But I guess this is what January is for.
    Saw a cute dress on sale, but too fat to buy it :-(
    Happy New Year to all,
    And to all a good diet!


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    Life is Good!
     
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