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Discussion in 'Slimming World Off Topic' started by tara40, 3 February 2011 Social URL.

  1. tara40

    tara40 Loves Norman Reedus

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    HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR
    OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.


    WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.


    I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING
    ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.


    I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS
    FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME
    NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.


    COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH
    ON, WAY BACK THEN?


    UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH
    THOUGHT.


    THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED
    FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.



    AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED
    MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL ..


    YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.


    WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.



    HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'



    YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.


    HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.


    THEN, THAT UGLY,


    OLD,


    BALDING,


    WRINKLED FACED,


    FAT-ASSED,


    GRAY-HAIRED,


    DECREPIT


    SON-OF-A-B***h

    ASKED,


    "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"
     
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  3. maclynn

    maclynn Silver Member

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    lmao, hope you slapped him:D
     
  4. ninnins

    ninnins SW ROCKS!

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    :rotflmao:
     
  5. tara40

    tara40 Loves Norman Reedus

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    No it is just a joke.
     
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    Trudy Full Member

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    krupskaya Gold Member

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    Hilarious! Made me lol!
     
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