Mirror, mirror on the wall

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  1. KD

    KD Gone fishing

    Diet:
    Was Cambridge, now maintaining
    Mirror, mirror on the wall
    Do you have to tell it all?
    Where do you get the glaring right
    To make my clothes look just too tight?

    I think I'm fine but I can see
    you won't cooperate with me;
    The way you let the shadows play
    You'd think my hair was getting gray

    What's that, you say? A double chin?
    No, that's the way the light comes in;
    If you persist in peering so
    You'll confiscate my facial glow,

    And then if you're not hanging straight
    You'll tell me next I'm gaining weight;
    I'm really quite upset with you
    For giving this distorted view;

    I hate you being smug and wise -
    O, look what's happened to my thighs!
    I warn you now, O mirrored wall,
    Since we're not on speaking terms at all,
    If I look like this in my new jeans
    You'll find yourself in smithereens!!!
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    Purple Hugs Loves weight.. training!

    Start Weight:
    13st5.5lb
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    12st13lb
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    Lol after a shopping mall mirror SCARING me when I was 17 stone.. and making me realise i'd become a short round fat person... (ok i'll always be short...) :rolleyes:

    I can certainly relate to this and sat here giggling at nearly 2am! lol:p
     
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