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Slow but sure....
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Mirror mirror on the wall
do you have to tell it all?
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Where do you get the glaring light
to make my clothes look just too tight?
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I think I'm fine but I can see
you won't cooperate with me.
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The way you let the shadows play
you'd think my hair was turning grey.

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]What's that you say, a double chin?
No that's the way the light comes in.
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If you persist in peering so
you'll confiscate my facial glow.

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]And then if you're not hanging straight
you'll tell me next I'm gaining weight.
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I'm really quite upset with you
for giving this distorted view.

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I hate you being so smug and wise.
Oh look what's happened to my thighs!
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I warn you now oh mirrored wall
since we're not on speaking terms at all
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If I look like this in my new jeans
you'll find yourself in smitherines!

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Copyright; [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Jaimee Jones [/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT]
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Mrs V

Loves Life!
Excellent! .....and so true!


Mad old Bat with Attitude

Bye the way I take it the weather girl on GMTV pregnant? I'm fed up of seeing her belly button thro her dress.

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