O/T joke thread - to keep us distracted

My fav joke of all time is.....

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

(farmer accent) Wheeeres' me tractor?!
 
I had 2 young teenage boys come to the door trick or treating, their joke was-

Whats orange and rhymes with parrot?

Carrot.

bad&hardly worth a sweetie but gave them one anyway!
 
my sons first Joke was what do you call a woodpecker without a beak?





a headbanger :D
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