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One Bloody Pound

Hey ladies :) I was snooping through the other forums earlier today, and came across this...which for me is greatly inspiring :)

Hello, do you know me? If you don't you should. I'm a pound of fat, and I'm the happiest pound of fat that you would ever want to meet. Want to know why?

It's because no one ever wants to lose me; I'm Only One Pound, just a pound. Everyone wants to lose three pounds, five pounds or fifteen pounds, but never only one, so I just stick around and happily keep you fat.

Then I add to myself ever so slyly so that you never seem to notice it, that is until I've grown to ten, twenty or even more pounds in weight. Yes, it's fun being Only One Pound of fat, left to do as I please.

So, when you weigh in, keep right on saying "Oh, I only lost one pound." ( as if that were such a terrible thing!)

For you see, if you do this you'll encourage others to keep me around because they will think I'm not worth losing. And I love being around you - your arms, your legs, your chin, your hips and every part of you. Happy Days!!

After all, I'm Only One Pound of fat!!!
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i saw this before lol. i appreciate evvvvery pound!
I must admit, I never used to.

I was one of the hundreds of women that would look at 1lb and be like "oh, is that it?!". But reading that has almost made me look at it differently.

I will start to appreciate EVERY pound I lose....better off than on! :D
i wish i didnt have so many left to lose:rolleyes:

46 down 53 to go :eek:
Great post soozy, I have always been one of the "oh no just a pound" brigade too I will think differently from now on :)
You're over half way there though Kels :D

That's great!

I wish I was...it annoys me to think where I might be now if I hav'nt come off them.....but I can't look at it like that, will drive me mad!

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