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captain nemo

Chunky Munkey
S: 23st4lb C: 21st6lb G: 15st0lb BMI: 40.7 Loss: 1st12lb(7.98%)
#1
left an opened packet of kit -kats next to my desk and buggered off............why do people do this, the person in question knows im not eating rubbish, yet left them there , knowing theres more or less only me in the office and then dissapeared.

tomorrow i shall bring shellfish and staple it to the bottom of their desk
 
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mojomcl

Silver Member
S: 20st5lb C: 20st5lb G: 12st7lb BMI: 53.8 Loss: 0st0lb(0%)
#2
ROFLMAO!
 

Angelbecki27

Loves to post!
S: 13st5lb C: 9st5lb G: 9st5lb Loss: 4st0lb(29.95%)
#4
lmaoooooo I love it :D do it! make their desk stink!
 

Determined Bunny

A Very Determined Bunny!!
S: 13st2lb C: 12st9lb G: 8st8lb BMI: 29.5 Loss: 0st7lb(3.8%)
#5
Now that when you need the will power to kick in!!! :D:17729:
 

fillymum

synful soul
S: 107kg C: 85kg G: 79kg BMI: 33.2 Loss: 22kg(20.56%)
#8
:8855::8855::8855:

Kippers are better.

xxxx
 
#10
MY POST WENT AWOL.

melt the KK in microwave. OPEN VERY CAREFULLY AND ADD TOUCH CHILLI. Put in fridge to harden and replace very sweetly on the owners desk.
 
#11
Take off your shoe, hold it firmly in your hand, and bash those nasty KitKats into smithereens.

Then dump the remains in the bin.

You can't eat something you have hit with your shoe, you will have to throw it away. And all that bashing will get out all that anger at the person who left them there!!
 
S: 21st7lb C: 21st7lb G: 17st12lb BMI: 42 Loss: 0st0lb(0%)
#12
I prefer to leave a bag of Thorntons diabetic chocolates open on my desk - then when the burgers nick them (and deny it vehemently) the extra farty bottoms and panicky trips to the loo make a sweet revenge!
 

fillymum

synful soul
S: 107kg C: 85kg G: 79kg BMI: 33.2 Loss: 22kg(20.56%)
#13
What naughty ladies we are !!!! but what fun.:8855:
 

captain nemo

Chunky Munkey
S: 23st4lb C: 21st6lb G: 15st0lb BMI: 40.7 Loss: 1st12lb(7.98%)
#14
What naughty ladies we are !!!! but what fun.:8855:
i iz not a lady !!

ive tried stapling shellfish to the desk, but tehy kept wriggling, so ive taped them underneath with parcel tape, now i just have to wait for them to die and my fiendish plan will be complete !!, it does help that im moving from this office today so wont have to witness the results.

ps dont try to staple king prawns to desks unless youve got a really good stapler, electric one probably best, alternatively some small nails and a hammer/shoe heel will probably suffice.
 
S: 21st7lb C: 21st7lb G: 17st12lb BMI: 42 Loss: 0st0lb(0%)
#16
Eeeeewwww, fish all over your stapler :eek:, lol.. leave that for them to use too :D, lol.. good job your moving offices today:8855:
The trick is to use their stapler - double revenge!
 

captain nemo

Chunky Munkey
S: 23st4lb C: 21st6lb G: 15st0lb BMI: 40.7 Loss: 1st12lb(7.98%)
#18
Once again, ................. I iz not a girl !!!
 


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