Sparkly poo for the man who has everything

[KD]

You eat it and it improves your self-worth :clap:

The pill is filled with 24 karat gold leaf and dipped in gold

It also makes your poo all sparkly and glittery, so fab for that special night out!

If you do try it (RRP $425), we will take your word for it that it really does make 'it' sparkle. Please, please, please, we do not want piccies as proof

 

[sonkie]

ewwwwwwwwwwww

 

[dietingqueen]

ermmmmmmmmm Woteva takes your fancy..... that is gross.... I mean WTF.... who would spend $450 on that????

 

[KD]

ewwwwwwwwwwww

{KD trots off to remove 'To Sonya, love from KD' label from package}

who would spend $450 on that????

Someone who doesn't like brown I should imagine. Not exactly a seasonal colour is it.

 

[Aurora]

Oh lord!!!!!

KD - plot - lost - anyone else notice?

Is it just me?

Too much responsibility to bear! :cry:

CIRDT - help!!!! :wave_cry: :wave_cry: :wave_cry:

 

[canireallydothis!!]

Nope, Ive noticed it too!!!!

KD, where is your plot???

 

[KD]

Dunno but it seems that I have company

 

[Aurora]

Proof, proof!!!!

There it is, for all to see.:wave_cry:

CIRDT, do you think if I sent all her spaces back she would get the plot again?

Is it all my fault? I can't bear it if I am responsible. :cry:

 

[canireallydothis!!]

LOL, its not your fault A, I think KD's plot was lost sometime ago, I actually have it sat on my desk at work, its helping me to spell diarrhoea

 

[Aurora]

LOL, its not your fault A, I think KD's plot was lost sometime ago, I actually have it sat on my desk at work, its helping me to spell diarrhoea

Hope it's in a sterile jar.

We could have it analysed - see if it throws up any answers to why it was lost.

What do you think?

 

[Allan G]

err no thanks, you can cross me off your xmas present list if thats what you intend getting