If you're on a diet
And you start feeling hungry
You can always eat
SCAN BRAN!
You'll get to savour
All the chipboardy flavour
Of unprocessed wheat,
WHEAT BRAN!
It's only half a syn per slice*
So you've no need to fear
Unless you eat too much of it
And then get diarrhoea...
At least you'll lose weight
If you lie awake at night
Thinking,
"I've GOT to eat something that's NOT Muller Light!"
SCAN BRAN!
Some people bake with it
SCAN BRAN!
It really makes you...fit
SCAN BRAN!
Let's have another bit
Now!