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This cracked me up (and I'm a blonde!!!)

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  1. kellymundy

    kellymundy Gold Member

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    A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional boxer.5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'


     
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    LOL! Love it!
     
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    Hahahahaha thats fucking brilliant lol
     
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    LOL.. funny..

    My natural colour is blonde.. lol.. which is why people have to explain things S L O W L Y to me.. hehehe..

    x x
     
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    ha ha h a nice one!!!!

    Nas x
     
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    LOL that is brilliant! And i have to say as a blonde myself I am guilty of being a bit slow on the uptake of jokes (altho i did get that one straight away!) xxx
     
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