Where have all the Boobies gone?!

[Sez]

Yeah but like everyone else I'd prefer to keep 'em and just feel them bobbing up and down when I laugh instead of lying there flat against my ribcage!

I should be so lucky to have mine propped up by my ribcage!!! Mine seem to be nearer my waist and heading south faster than a flock of swallows.

I could always sling one over each shoulder and pray that the Dynasty look comes back in....

 

[fatpossum]

I don't think you lot take me seriously!!

 

[canireallydothis!!]

lol, I'd feel for you, but I cant, coz my boobilage is beggard too!!

 

[fatpossum]

WHERE IS THAT WOMAN WITH THE RECOVERED TITS?!!!!! I NEED HER HERE NOW TO OFFER ENCOURAGEMENT AND REASSURANCE. I NEED TO SEE PICTURES OF THE RECOVERY ...... well maybe not but ......

THIS CAN'T BE THE END ................... OR CAN IT?!!

 

[Cerulean]

That was me. I am that woman. I started off as a 42 DD/40 E. I've lost about 13 inches off them - I'm about about 39 inches now. But at about the 42inch stage they went very spaniel's earsish (the first 6 inches went over a couple of weeks so I think they were in shock!)

They go through phases of looking like two oranges in a wrinkly sock and then they sort of plump up a bit. (I use Sanctuary Mande Lular on the wrinkly top skin and also Palmer's firming lotion underneath and aroung the armpits) I've never passed the pencil test to my knowledge and I still have two stone to lose, but they look much better than they did about 6 weeks ago.

I take naked pictures of myself every 4 weeks so I can see the progress from all angles!

 

[Cerulean]

WHERE IS THAT WOMAN WITH THE RECOVERED TITS?!!!!! I NEED HER HERE NOW TO OFFER ENCOURAGEMENT AND REASSURANCE. I NEED TO SEE PICTURES OF THE RECOVERY ...... well maybe not but ......

THIS CAN'T BE THE END ................... OR CAN IT?!!

Oh - and expect bikini shots when I come back from hols! Apols for not replying earlier - I've just got back from Paris!

 

[fatpossum]

Thank you Cerulean!!

I knew that I hadn't imagined it!!

The products you mention - are they easily available? Would Boots stock them or would I need to go somewhere more specialised?

Hope you had a brilliant holiday - and THANKS AGAIN :thankyou:

 

[Mrs Depp]

I should be so lucky to have mine propped up by my ribcage!!! Mine seem to be nearer my waist and heading south faster than a flock of swallows.

I could always sling one over each shoulder and pray that the Dynasty look comes back in....

Yeah but then I'd look like I had enormous shoulder blades 'cos mine would flop down that far!!

 

[NICKY]

hello girls
not sure if it is happening nationally but Contessa have sold out to La Senza and are having a massive sale
got some really far too pretty to wear bras and knickers for next to nothing
only bought 2 of each but it might be worth a look see if there is anything with the required uplift
xxxx

 

[lena L]

Confused with bra sizes

Will have to check that out!! I am gutted. My purse is nearly £60 lighter today as I have just been to Bravissimo and got 2 new nude bras. Yes girls you heard me 2 new bras for £60. I dont get it. I tried on in M & S on Saturday and the 34 DD were too big in the cup. Fitter even brought in B cups for me to try. At this point I nearly cried. Finally settled on a 36D which was fine but out of stock. Went to Bravissimo today and walked out with 30F. How can you one day be trying on B cups & then be an F cup.

Even though I got a F cup my boobs are too looking like wrinkly prunes (especially when they have been in bra all day) . They have always been droopy but its getting beyond a joke now.

 

[fatpossum]

Dilemma of the Day

Perhaps we all need to consider gaining a little weight!!

It seems to me as if this whole dieting lark is a bit of a trade off ....... do we want to look good dressed or do we want to look good naked???????

Will give that some thought

 

[tenney73]

I wish my boobies would go down. I still feel like Dolly Parton.

 

[fatpossum]

How'd you manage that Tenney?? Haven't they changed at all?

 

[Cerulean]

The palmers stuff and the sanctuary stuff is all available at Boots (in fact the sanctuary products are exclusive to boots) so yep - just average high street under a tenner remedies that put the moisture back in your skin. If you can't have lard under your skin, smother the top of your skin with it

 

[Vorlina]

I wish my boobies would go down. I still feel like Dolly Parton.

I'm with you, Tenney - I feel like a flipping blow up doll! I went from a 24 to a 14 (woo hoo, yes) but the boobs are still 36FF. I know they were only 36DD/36e when I was 20, wtf has happened!?!?!

 

[In search of me]

Well I have the on the floor variety (wonder f I could use them for sweeping?!) ...can still get me a cleavage with a good bra though - problem arises with finding a good bra lol!! I'm gonna get me new boobies when I finish! Never passed the pencil test but will when the surgeon gets hold of them! Still rather have droopyier bobs that be fat & miserable! No doubt about it at all!

 

[katie_oxo]

I've just been to the Contessa site (thanks for the recommendation) and bought 4 bras for £25 - got them in the next couple of sizes down .... still think I need a breast pump though, for pumping air in and not getting stuff out!

Cath