Why mens letters don't get published in Agony Aunt columns

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  1. KD

    KD Gone fishing

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    Dear Abby,
    I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

    My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motor cycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.

    It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
     
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    Fix bayonets!!! lol
     
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    lol

    ye very funny, this is where i had intended to post this reply sorry girls x
     
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    pandora finding my way again !

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    typical man, wife far down on the list of priorities !
    did make me giggle tho !
     
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    So funny and so true. Think I'll email it on too.
     
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