You know you're a LipoTrimmer when ......
- Thread starter Snowie
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1) You love sniffing peoples dinner!
2) you're freezing all the time
3) legs are covered in bruises
4) dream of eatting food
5) You have no money but your wardrobe is full of clothes
6) you have just almost beaten up a five year old in town for his hotdog.
7)you become obsessed with virtual shopping for teeny tiny clothes u cant wait to fit into! (well for me anyway)
8) you will never eat 'chicken' soup again
9) you imagine the day you come off and can eat again.
10)you are on this forum 24/7 to stop yourself from giving up.
11) You can identify every ingredient in a meal just by using your super enhanced sense of smell
12) looking at skinnie people and thinking i will be like soon
13) You walk straight past Greggs.
14) You tell anybody that will listen "This is the best thing I have ever done"
15)_You 'never trust a fart'
16) You become very interested in your, erm toilet habits_________
17) when you watch ur OH chomping into a crispy bacon butty in front of the telly at night and think "am i beginning to detest him "
18) Relish the fact you've got bad breath and ask everyone "does my breath smell, thats cos I'm in Ketosis that is"
19) You go into the supermarket and clear the shelf of tampons
20) The urge to wee makes you overtake your 4 year old on the way to the loo saying "your too slow...mummy wins"
2) you're freezing all the time
3) legs are covered in bruises
4) dream of eatting food
5) You have no money but your wardrobe is full of clothes
6) you have just almost beaten up a five year old in town for his hotdog.
7)you become obsessed with virtual shopping for teeny tiny clothes u cant wait to fit into! (well for me anyway)
8) you will never eat 'chicken' soup again
9) you imagine the day you come off and can eat again.
10)you are on this forum 24/7 to stop yourself from giving up.
11) You can identify every ingredient in a meal just by using your super enhanced sense of smell
12) looking at skinnie people and thinking i will be like soon
13) You walk straight past Greggs.
14) You tell anybody that will listen "This is the best thing I have ever done"
15)_You 'never trust a fart'
16) You become very interested in your, erm toilet habits_________
17) when you watch ur OH chomping into a crispy bacon butty in front of the telly at night and think "am i beginning to detest him "
18) Relish the fact you've got bad breath and ask everyone "does my breath smell, thats cos I'm in Ketosis that is"
19) You go into the supermarket and clear the shelf of tampons
20) The urge to wee makes you overtake your 4 year old on the way to the loo saying "your too slow...mummy wins"
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Lissy25
Full Member
msblonde
a new way of living!
1) You love sniffing peoples dinner!
2) you're freezing all the time
3) legs are covered in bruises
4) dream of eatting food
5) You have no money but your wardrobe is full of clothes
6) you have just almost beaten up a five year old in town for his hotdog.
7)you become obsessed with virtual shopping for teeny tiny clothes u cant wait to fit into! (well for me anyway)
8) you will never eat 'chicken' soup again
9) you imagine the day you come off and can eat again.
10)you are on this forum 24/7 to stop yourself from giving up.
11) You can identify every ingredient in a meal just by using your super enhanced sense of smell
12) looking at skinnie people and thinking i will be like soon
13) You walk straight past Greggs.
14) You tell anybody that will listen "This is the best thing I have ever done"
15)_You 'never trust a fart'
16) You become very interested in your, erm toilet habits_________
17) when you watch ur OH chomping into a crispy bacon butty in front of the telly at night and think "am i beginning to detest him "
18) Relish the fact you've got bad breath and ask everyone "does my breath smell, thats cos I'm in Ketosis that is"
19) You go into the supermarket and clear the shelf of tampons
20) The urge to wee makes you overtake your 4 year old on the way to the loo saying "your too slow...mummy wins"
21) your work colleagues who used to be a smaller build than you - now seem a lot larger
22) you become obsessed with mirrors (or is that just me lol) and say to the OH, 'you know, i really cant beleive i have lost 'xxx' look at this belly, i must have been massive before' can you tell?? do i look slimmer?? and oh rolls his eyes for the tenth time that minute!
2) you're freezing all the time
3) legs are covered in bruises
4) dream of eatting food
5) You have no money but your wardrobe is full of clothes
6) you have just almost beaten up a five year old in town for his hotdog.
7)you become obsessed with virtual shopping for teeny tiny clothes u cant wait to fit into! (well for me anyway)
8) you will never eat 'chicken' soup again
9) you imagine the day you come off and can eat again.
10)you are on this forum 24/7 to stop yourself from giving up.
11) You can identify every ingredient in a meal just by using your super enhanced sense of smell
12) looking at skinnie people and thinking i will be like soon
13) You walk straight past Greggs.
14) You tell anybody that will listen "This is the best thing I have ever done"
15)_You 'never trust a fart'
16) You become very interested in your, erm toilet habits_________
17) when you watch ur OH chomping into a crispy bacon butty in front of the telly at night and think "am i beginning to detest him "
18) Relish the fact you've got bad breath and ask everyone "does my breath smell, thats cos I'm in Ketosis that is"
19) You go into the supermarket and clear the shelf of tampons
20) The urge to wee makes you overtake your 4 year old on the way to the loo saying "your too slow...mummy wins"
21) your work colleagues who used to be a smaller build than you - now seem a lot larger
22) you become obsessed with mirrors (or is that just me lol) and say to the OH, 'you know, i really cant beleive i have lost 'xxx' look at this belly, i must have been massive before' can you tell?? do i look slimmer?? and oh rolls his eyes for the tenth time that minute!
nicki26
Gold Member
i think you have all pretty much said it all lol some are soooo funny..... well done everyone, dont you all feel a great sense of achievement when doing this diet? yes,we finally found a diet that finally works for us, we drop weight every single week,we really do have something to look forward to because we are guaranteed to get to where we want to be and that just keeps us all going...
keep up the good work everybody, you are all a great bunch of people and i look forward to seeing you all reach your targets !
keep up the good work everybody, you are all a great bunch of people and i look forward to seeing you all reach your targets !
Snowie
Full Member
1) You love sniffing peoples dinner!
2) you're freezing all the time
3) legs are covered in bruises
4) dream of eatting food
5) You have no money but your wardrobe is full of clothes
6) you have just almost beaten up a five year old in town for his hotdog.
7)you become obsessed with virtual shopping for teeny tiny clothes u cant wait to fit into! (well for me anyway)
8) you will never eat 'chicken' soup again
9) you imagine the day you come off and can eat again.
10)you are on this forum 24/7 to stop yourself from giving up.
11) You can identify every ingredient in a meal just by using your super enhanced sense of smell
12) looking at skinnie people and thinking i will be like soon
13) You walk straight past Greggs.
14) You tell anybody that will listen "This is the best thing I have ever done"
15)_You 'never trust a fart'
16) You become very interested in your, erm toilet habits_________
17) when you watch ur OH chomping into a crispy bacon butty in front of the telly at night and think "am i beginning to detest him "
18) Relish the fact you've got bad breath and ask everyone "does my breath smell, thats cos I'm in Ketosis that is"
19) You go into the supermarket and clear the shelf of tampons
20) The urge to wee makes you overtake your 4 year old on the way to the loo saying "your too slow...mummy wins"
21) your work colleagues who used to be a smaller build than you - now seem a lot larger
22) you become obsessed with mirrors (or is that just me lol) and say to the OH, 'you know, i really cant beleive i have lost 'xxx' look at this belly, i must have been massive before' can you tell?? do i look slimmer?? and oh rolls his eyes for the tenth time that minute!
23)You use so much Palmers Cocoa Butter and Bio Oil you decide to buy shares in the companies!
2) you're freezing all the time
3) legs are covered in bruises
4) dream of eatting food
5) You have no money but your wardrobe is full of clothes
6) you have just almost beaten up a five year old in town for his hotdog.
7)you become obsessed with virtual shopping for teeny tiny clothes u cant wait to fit into! (well for me anyway)
8) you will never eat 'chicken' soup again
9) you imagine the day you come off and can eat again.
10)you are on this forum 24/7 to stop yourself from giving up.
11) You can identify every ingredient in a meal just by using your super enhanced sense of smell
12) looking at skinnie people and thinking i will be like soon
13) You walk straight past Greggs.
14) You tell anybody that will listen "This is the best thing I have ever done"
15)_You 'never trust a fart'
16) You become very interested in your, erm toilet habits_________
17) when you watch ur OH chomping into a crispy bacon butty in front of the telly at night and think "am i beginning to detest him "
18) Relish the fact you've got bad breath and ask everyone "does my breath smell, thats cos I'm in Ketosis that is"
19) You go into the supermarket and clear the shelf of tampons
20) The urge to wee makes you overtake your 4 year old on the way to the loo saying "your too slow...mummy wins"
21) your work colleagues who used to be a smaller build than you - now seem a lot larger
22) you become obsessed with mirrors (or is that just me lol) and say to the OH, 'you know, i really cant beleive i have lost 'xxx' look at this belly, i must have been massive before' can you tell?? do i look slimmer?? and oh rolls his eyes for the tenth time that minute!
23)You use so much Palmers Cocoa Butter and Bio Oil you decide to buy shares in the companies!
IrishLaura
Silver Member
1) You love sniffing peoples dinner!
2) you're freezing all the time
3) legs are covered in bruises
4) dream of eatting food
5) You have no money but your wardrobe is full of clothes
6) you have just almost beaten up a five year old in town for his hotdog.
7)you become obsessed with virtual shopping for teeny tiny clothes u cant wait to fit into! (well for me anyway)
8) you will never eat 'chicken' soup again
9) you imagine the day you come off and can eat again.
10)you are on this forum 24/7 to stop yourself from giving up.
11) You can identify every ingredient in a meal just by using your super enhanced sense of smell
12) looking at skinnie people and thinking i will be like soon
13) You walk straight past Greggs.
14) You tell anybody that will listen "This is the best thing I have ever done"
15)_You 'never trust a fart'
16) You become very interested in your, erm toilet habits_________
17) when you watch ur OH chomping into a crispy bacon butty in front of the telly at night and think "am i beginning to detest him "
18) Relish the fact you've got bad breath and ask everyone "does my breath smell, thats cos I'm in Ketosis that is"
19) You go into the supermarket and clear the shelf of tampons
20) The urge to wee makes you overtake your 4 year old on the way to the loo saying "your too slow...mummy wins"
21) your work colleagues who used to be a smaller build than you - now seem a lot larger
22) you become obsessed with mirrors (or is that just me lol) and say to the OH, 'you know, i really cant beleive i have lost 'xxx' look at this belly, i must have been massive before' can you tell?? do i look slimmer?? and oh rolls his eyes for the tenth time that minute!
23)You use so much Palmers Cocoa Butter and Bio Oil you decide to buy shares in the companies!
24) Your OH knows more about LT than your chemist.
25) Your friends and family think you should be selling LT.
26) Ketosis becomes a household normal word.
27) Family and friends want to see you more so they can see how much weight you have lost.
28) You can't go to your Mum's house on a Sunday, because you know that the smell of her Sunday roast would just kill you.
29) You want to lick anything that smells nice.
2) you're freezing all the time
3) legs are covered in bruises
4) dream of eatting food
5) You have no money but your wardrobe is full of clothes
6) you have just almost beaten up a five year old in town for his hotdog.
7)you become obsessed with virtual shopping for teeny tiny clothes u cant wait to fit into! (well for me anyway)
8) you will never eat 'chicken' soup again
9) you imagine the day you come off and can eat again.
10)you are on this forum 24/7 to stop yourself from giving up.
11) You can identify every ingredient in a meal just by using your super enhanced sense of smell
12) looking at skinnie people and thinking i will be like soon
13) You walk straight past Greggs.
14) You tell anybody that will listen "This is the best thing I have ever done"
15)_You 'never trust a fart'
16) You become very interested in your, erm toilet habits_________
17) when you watch ur OH chomping into a crispy bacon butty in front of the telly at night and think "am i beginning to detest him "
18) Relish the fact you've got bad breath and ask everyone "does my breath smell, thats cos I'm in Ketosis that is"
19) You go into the supermarket and clear the shelf of tampons
20) The urge to wee makes you overtake your 4 year old on the way to the loo saying "your too slow...mummy wins"
21) your work colleagues who used to be a smaller build than you - now seem a lot larger
22) you become obsessed with mirrors (or is that just me lol) and say to the OH, 'you know, i really cant beleive i have lost 'xxx' look at this belly, i must have been massive before' can you tell?? do i look slimmer?? and oh rolls his eyes for the tenth time that minute!
23)You use so much Palmers Cocoa Butter and Bio Oil you decide to buy shares in the companies!
24) Your OH knows more about LT than your chemist.
25) Your friends and family think you should be selling LT.
26) Ketosis becomes a household normal word.
27) Family and friends want to see you more so they can see how much weight you have lost.
28) You can't go to your Mum's house on a Sunday, because you know that the smell of her Sunday roast would just kill you.
29) You want to lick anything that smells nice.
RubySlippers
Member
4) Apparently I was talking about chicken in my sleep last night.
28) I'm there now!
cuddlyfairy
Gold Member
1) You love sniffing peoples dinner!
2) you're freezing all the time
3) legs are covered in bruises
4) dream of eatting food
5) You have no money but your wardrobe is full of clothes
6) you have just almost beaten up a five year old in town for his hotdog.
7)you become obsessed with virtual shopping for teeny tiny clothes u cant wait to fit into! (well for me anyway)
8) you will never eat 'chicken' soup again
9) you imagine the day you come off and can eat again.
10)you are on this forum 24/7 to stop yourself from giving up.
11) You can identify every ingredient in a meal just by using your super enhanced sense of smell
12) looking at skinnie people and thinking i will be like soon
13) You walk straight past Greggs.
14) You tell anybody that will listen "This is the best thing I have ever done"
15)_You 'never trust a fart'
16) You become very interested in your, erm toilet habits_________
17) when you watch ur OH chomping into a crispy bacon butty in front of the telly at night and think "am i beginning to detest him "
18) Relish the fact you've got bad breath and ask everyone "does my breath smell, thats cos I'm in Ketosis that is"
19) You go into the supermarket and clear the shelf of tampons
20) The urge to wee makes you overtake your 4 year old on the way to the loo saying "your too slow...mummy wins"
21) your work colleagues who used to be a smaller build than you - now seem a lot larger
22) you become obsessed with mirrors (or is that just me lol) and say to the OH, 'you know, i really cant beleive i have lost 'xxx' look at this belly, i must have been massive before' can you tell?? do i look slimmer?? and oh rolls his eyes for the tenth time that minute!
23)You use so much Palmers Cocoa Butter and Bio Oil you decide to buy shares in the companies!
24) Your OH knows more about LT than your chemist.
25) Your friends and family think you should be selling LT.
26) Ketosis becomes a household normal word.
27) Family and friends want to see you more so they can see how much weight you have lost.
28) You can't go to your Mum's house on a Sunday, because you know that the smell of her Sunday roast would just kill you.
29) You want to lick anything that smells nice.
30) Your food bill has gone down and your loo roll bill has gone up!!!
31) You bake more now than you ever did but don't eat it!
32) You dream cheat about food!
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2) you're freezing all the time
3) legs are covered in bruises
4) dream of eatting food
5) You have no money but your wardrobe is full of clothes
6) you have just almost beaten up a five year old in town for his hotdog.
7)you become obsessed with virtual shopping for teeny tiny clothes u cant wait to fit into! (well for me anyway)
8) you will never eat 'chicken' soup again
9) you imagine the day you come off and can eat again.
10)you are on this forum 24/7 to stop yourself from giving up.
11) You can identify every ingredient in a meal just by using your super enhanced sense of smell
12) looking at skinnie people and thinking i will be like soon
13) You walk straight past Greggs.
14) You tell anybody that will listen "This is the best thing I have ever done"
15)_You 'never trust a fart'
16) You become very interested in your, erm toilet habits_________
17) when you watch ur OH chomping into a crispy bacon butty in front of the telly at night and think "am i beginning to detest him "
18) Relish the fact you've got bad breath and ask everyone "does my breath smell, thats cos I'm in Ketosis that is"
19) You go into the supermarket and clear the shelf of tampons
20) The urge to wee makes you overtake your 4 year old on the way to the loo saying "your too slow...mummy wins"
21) your work colleagues who used to be a smaller build than you - now seem a lot larger
22) you become obsessed with mirrors (or is that just me lol) and say to the OH, 'you know, i really cant beleive i have lost 'xxx' look at this belly, i must have been massive before' can you tell?? do i look slimmer?? and oh rolls his eyes for the tenth time that minute!
23)You use so much Palmers Cocoa Butter and Bio Oil you decide to buy shares in the companies!
24) Your OH knows more about LT than your chemist.
25) Your friends and family think you should be selling LT.
26) Ketosis becomes a household normal word.
27) Family and friends want to see you more so they can see how much weight you have lost.
28) You can't go to your Mum's house on a Sunday, because you know that the smell of her Sunday roast would just kill you.
29) You want to lick anything that smells nice.
30) Your food bill has gone down and your loo roll bill has gone up!!!
31) You bake more now than you ever did but don't eat it!
32) You dream cheat about food!
x
msblonde
a new way of living!
You look and feel fantastic in a few weeks!
yaaaaaaay the best so far!
newlifenow
Full Member
you look like you like baggy clothes!!!
