Had a card through the door the other day. It seems that a package couldn't be delivered because the full amount of postage hadn't been paid.
Excitement!! Who is sending me a package??!!

Wait until I have a full moment to breath and travel 5 miles to the collecting office with my £1.23 and identity papers to collect exciting package.
Queue up almost back to my house again
Get to the front of the queue, hand over £1.23 and I'm handed a mini envelope.
Well...smaller than I expected..but hey...you can get a few £10 notes in a mini envelope if you fold them correctly.
Didn't feel like it had anything in it though
Opened it up. No £10 notes
but there was a mini christmas card.
Now, what I want to know, is who the heck Uncle Cyril is??
Anyone know? Does he belong to any of you?
Excitement!! Who is sending me a package??!!
Wait until I have a full moment to breath and travel 5 miles to the collecting office with my £1.23 and identity papers to collect exciting package.
Queue up almost back to my house again
Well...smaller than I expected..but hey...you can get a few £10 notes in a mini envelope if you fold them correctly.
Didn't feel like it had anything in it though
Opened it up. No £10 notes
Now, what I want to know, is who the heck Uncle Cyril is??
Anyone know? Does he belong to any of you?