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Discussion in 'Lighter Life Forum' started by Blonde Logic, 9 February 2008 Social URL.

  1. Blonde Logic

    Blonde Logic Yes. You can.

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    Three Ladies in a Sauna





    THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM ANDTHE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.

    A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'

    THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HADTO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TOTHE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT....I'M GETTING A FAX!!
     
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  3. lighterlifeclaire

    lighterlifeclaire Silver Member

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    HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. Delli

    Delli Talks too much

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  5. Kellie=]

    Kellie=] Silver Member

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    lol. what a lovely mental image i now have to distract me from my essay!!
    hehe
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  6. x-Katie-x

    x-Katie-x Gold Member

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    :rotflmao: brilliant - made me smile :D
     
  7. BIG BIRDY

    BIG BIRDY Silver Member

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    I'll be repeating that one when I'm out tonight!:D
     
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