AHOY MATEYS!!! Its National Talk Like a Pirate Day!

[Blonde Logic]

So, to celebrate, I will kick off with a joke:

Q: Why are pirates pirates??

A: Because they yarrrrrrrrrrrrrr.




If all pirates were like Jack Sparrow, I'd be buying my a ship and dro anchor and just wait.

x

 

[daisydoll]

avast me hearties!

have just translated my facebook page into pirate english for the day to celebrate!
OK crap joke number 2......

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they get stuck at 'C'!

daisy x

 

[Blonde Logic]

SHiver me timbers lassy! I be translated on F/B already!

Good buccanneers are we~!

 

[kenshin112]

What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?

A sunken chest with no booty!

 

[Blonde Logic]

lol

What does a pirate call his friends in the military?
"Arrrrrrrr me" maties!!!

 

[Jezebella]

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggh!!! lol great thread mateys

Jez
xx

 

[Jezebella]

PS: loving your new outfit BL

Jez
xx

 

[Blonde Logic]

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggh!!! lol great thread mateys

Jez
xx

Arrrrrr, is a good day for us swashbuckler me fellow swabee.

 

[Blonde Logic]

PS: loving your new outfit BL

Jez
xx

Arrrrr, thank ye lassy

 

[Jezebella]

How does a pirate get his mast up?

He uses his wench!!!

Jezarrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhh
XX

 

[Blonde Logic]

What does a pirate call his military friends


Arrrrrrrr me, maties

 

[Jezebella]

What brand of clothes do pirates wear?

Arrrrrrrrghmarni!!!

Jez (yoho ho and a bottle of rum)
xx

 

[Blonde Logic]

Jez (yoho ho and a bottle of rum)
xx

Not till week 5!!! :whoopass:

 

[Jezebella]

Lol indeedy matey

Am so proud of myself for going to a whiskey tasting and not tasting any whiskey!!!!! No alcohol has passed muh lipzaaaaaarghhhhhhhhh!!

Why arn't there any painkillers on pirate ships?

Because the parrots eat em all (paraceatamol) harrrrrrrrrrrr haaaaaaarrrrrr

Jez
xx