AN AFTERNOON CHUCKLE...

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  1. Donnie46

    Donnie46 Slow but sure....

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    Fred, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were
    sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper.

    After a long day of meetings, they were shocked to hear that
    the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have
    to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room.

    Bill said to Jim and Scott, “Let’s break the monotony of
    this unpleasant task by concentrating on something
    interesting. I’ll tell jokes for 25 flights, Jim can sing
    songs for the next 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad
    stories for the rest of the way.”

    At the 26th floor, Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began
    to sing. At the 51st floor, Jim stopped singing and Scott
    began to tell sad stories.

    “I will tell my saddest story first,” he said.

    “I left the
    room key in the car!!!!”



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    sarahandmolly Gold Member

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    I like that
     
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    salsaqueen Full Member

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    Funny, sort of thing I'd do!
     
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    charlottegrace1 Gold Member

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    Loved it, made me laugh out loud
     
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    Haha very funny! Though how did Fred turn into Bill?? LMAO x
     
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    minime2 Maintaining!!

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    :D:D i like that
     
  8. Donnie46

    Donnie46 Slow but sure....

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    TUESDAY 9th June...


    A married couple rushed to the hospital because the woman was in labor.

    The doctor asked the couple, "I have invented a new machine that you might want to try, it takes some of the labor pains away from the mother and gives it to the father."

    So the married couple decided that they would try this. So the doctor hooked the machine up and put it on 10% of pain switched from the mother to the father and the husband said "I feel okay turn it up a lot more" so the doctor turned it up to 50% and the husband said "why don’t you just put it all on me cause I’m not feeling a thing"

    But the doctor warned them "this much could kill you if your not prepared", and the husband replied "I am ready "so the doctor turned the machine up to 100% but the husband didn’t fell a thing so they went home happy after a pain free labor.

    But when they got home the mailman was dead on the front porch!!!!!



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    Hahahaha! Very funny! :D :D
     
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    :giggle::giggle:LOL
     
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