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Barbie Humour

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  1. Mini

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    A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realises
    that it's his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a gift.

    So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he sees
    a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbies are.

    The girl responds: "Which one? We have:

    Gymnasium Barbie: £19.95
    Volleyball Barbie: £19.95
    Shopping Barbie: £19.95
    Surfer Barbie: £19.95
    Disco Barbie: £19.95 AND
    Divorced Barbie: £299.95

    Shocked, the man asks, "why is Divorced Barbie £299.95 when all the
    other Barbies are £19.95?"

    Exasperated, the girl responds: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with":

    Ken's Car
    Ken's House
    Ken's Boat
    Ken's furniture
    Ken's jewellery
    Ken's money
    Ken's computer, and
    Ken's best friend...




    LOL:D
     
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  3. dizzy-n-mizzy

    dizzy-n-mizzy Not dieting ATM!

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    I like it Mini

    But I think the reality would more likely be Ken's three babies, his debt and his VD!!!

    Dizzy x
     
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    O! so true, true Dizzy:p :D
     
  5. Isobel1965

    Isobel1965 Gold Member

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    LOL Dizzy - sounds like my life (erm apart from the VD that is *cough*)

    xxxxx
     
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    DQ Queen of the Damned

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    Absolutely PMSL :D :D
     
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