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Clothes, how hard!

Just been out to buy some clothes, nothing special just some dossing joggers to lounge around in, I thought bonus I'm buying medium now, I thought I dont have to turn the labels over at the cashiers desk as Im not so big no more, thought wrong all they add was triple XL, HA! typical, or small, bugger. So I thought I will get some socks while Im here what could be easier, how wrong was I, size 9-12 only, jeeez! Anyway I gave that up as a bad job and went to buy a new Bergaus walked in and tried a few on but ive decided to wait a month as I reckon a medium yep medium, not XXXL, not large, bloody medium will fit and for £185 I aint putting up with a large for a month.
So I went and bought 6 new cushions for the living room, cracking day shopping for clothes:rolleyes:
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Hahahahaha such a woman!!! Cant win can you hun? when you want big you cant get it! I like buying cushions though xxx
Its murphy's law im afraid!! Im a size 16 and I have to say the one advantage is I do well in sales cuz its usually the only size left!!


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Ah but cheryl,our gaz seems to have no problem in that department,apart from the fact he has to tuck it in his socks before going shopping lol


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My hubby is really toned and slim....he has Size 32 waist....broad shoulder.s...everything he buys is Size XL....dont dont beat yourself!!!
ohhhh i love clothes dont get me started :D

I went shopping today and had to stop myself from buying anything thinkin it would be a waste of money. Not buying nothing now until im back in a size 10.......oh the thought of it haha clothes clothes clothes :)


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lol, I can relate to all of that. Yesterday though, I got out all my old clothes, that had been stashed away, and hung them in my wardrobe!:D I cant get into a fair bit of it yet, but there was a couple of pairs of jeans I'm wearing, (tight but no camel hoof) :D and some of the tops :D
I cant wait to get back into all my lovely little surfey tops again for the summer, and just for once, it doesn't seem such a distant dream :):):):):)
So, my desire isn't to buy new clothes atall, just to be able to get in my old ones!! :D
Lol you make me laugh!! x
She makes me do something.........Camel toe indeed, waheyyyyy:D x


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Hehehe, well, it pays to be honest :p just dont get me started on toilet humour :p :D
Camel toe no waheyyy lol xx


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Camels Hoof!!!! *cringe* every womans worst nightmare, eeeew!
Lol ewww indeed xx
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What the heck happened to this thread???? You guys are hilarious!:D
I reckon shes got a camel or something, I dunno.
Maybe wants hand feeding it:confused:. I love camels as well.


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lol, well reading back through this just made me giggle lots lol
I'm delighted to report that there is no camels hoof in sight for me!! Did you read that Gary, no camels hoof!! And as for hand feeding it :doh: ... didn't you know... Camels Bite!! best to approach with caution ;) xxx

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