I feel I must explain!
In a moment of madness, I decided to meet up with some weirdos from Minimins
I parked my car in some salubrious car park. You know, chandeliers and jacuzzi on each floor...and they moved it whilst I was eating my fish and chips
So when F&C were eaten (by hand without knife and fork....just to annoy BG), I decided that Leah (BG) had really had enough to drink and it was way past her bedtime, being just a young little thing.
I suggested that they walked me back to my car then went straight to bed. Really, I just wanted to show them the salubrious car park...bit of a show off that way.
But..on no. They had tricked me. They (being Porgeous and blue grapefruit) had moved it to Car Park Number 187 for Druggies, Hookers and Undesirables
Of course, I didn't have a clue where it was, having never frequented car parks such as these, so I had to leave them to guide me.
Blast them. Tricking old ladies like this:copon:
Oh, and to make it worse. Porgeous spent most of the journey trying to show me up by doing hopscotch most of the way down the pavement and BG, well..lets just say she wasn't born with a very effective internal GPS system, and took me around the block at least once before showing me where my car was
It was a case of "Oh look...there's Kitteh standing in the hotel foyer" and "oh look..there's Kitteh still standing in the hotel foyer" and "She's still there".
Around and around we went. Had to take my zimmer frame for it's 500 mile service as soon as I got back to Bournemouth