Monster Muncher
Chubby Man
Hello!
I am in the process of writing a best man speech for one of my oldest school friends. As we both went our separate ways to university I am short of the usual drunken stories and so I am concentrating on our school days .... anyway, I am going to pretend that his school reports were bad (they weren't he was a straight A student!
Just wondering if anyone else can think of/knows any other funny lines to add.
So far the only one I really like is:
Any help much appreciated!
I am in the process of writing a best man speech for one of my oldest school friends. As we both went our separate ways to university I am short of the usual drunken stories and so I am concentrating on our school days .... anyway, I am going to pretend that his school reports were bad (they weren't he was a straight A student!
Just wondering if anyone else can think of/knows any other funny lines to add.
So far the only one I really like is:
Religious Education: ‘John's understanding of religion is very poor, so much so, he believes Phil Collins wrote the book of Genesis.
Any help much appreciated!