I think we could do with a laugh in these hungry times!!!

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  1. Sez

    Sez has started again!!

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    Shower Like a Woman

    Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry
    < basket according to lights and darks.

    Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

    If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

    Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to
    do
    more sit-ups / leg-lifts, etc.

    Get in the shower.

    Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

    Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

    Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

    Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.


    Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

    Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and
    jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair.

    Shave armpits and legs.

    Turn off shower.

    Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

    Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.

    Get out of shower.

    Dry with towel the size of a small country.

    Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

    Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see partner along the way, cover up any exposed areas.




    Shower Like a Man



    Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

    Walk naked to the bathroom.

    If you see partner along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.

    Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

    Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.

    Get in the shower.

    Wash your face.

    Wash your armpits.

    Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

    Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum20hairs stuck on the soap.

    Wash your hair.

    Make a Shampoo Mohican
    .

    Wee.

    Rinse off and get out of shower.

    Partially dry off.

    Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time.

    Admire willy size in mirror again.

    Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor,light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

    If you pass partner, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound
    again.

    Throw wet towel on bed.


    I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!!!!!!




    Forward this to all the great woman you know and to men who'll understand...




    I laughed because this is exactly what happens in my house, (well I hope not the wee part!!), but after CD who knows which of us will be more proud naked!!!!
     
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  3. Shadaca

    Shadaca Silver Member

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    That is SOOOO true!

    And we all HOPE that they don't wee - or do other things, but apparently all males are genetically programmed too.

    Sigh.
     
  4. k-nine

    k-nine Full Member

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    Okay, I laughed!
    Jools
    x
     
  5. susan70

    susan70 Gold Member

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    So true.lol.
     
  6. missmf

    missmf getting slimmer

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    he he, very good, and true!! x
     
  7. dietingqueen

    dietingqueen Gold Member

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    lol very true x
     
  8. wizzbang

    wizzbang Silver Member

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    Now youve gone and spoilt my evening. I was really enjoying being a miserable bugger and you went and made me LAUGH !!!
    Lynne x
     
  9. misscheeky

    misscheeky Gold Member

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    thats so funny. ive seen it before somewhere though it still makes me laugh :) xx
     
  10. *starlight*

    *starlight* Full Member

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    Loved that...made me laugh !!

    Will have to pass it on....
     
  11. Anisah

    Anisah A pound at a time

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    LOL, laughing at the computer has made my hubby think i've gone mad now, but it's so true. Yuck I hope he doesn't pee in there.
     
  12. angie-bum

    angie-bum Gold Member

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    so it's not just in my house then? almost every man I have known do not know how to change a toilet roll either!
     
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