I have everything *sigh*. Even when I weighed under 8 stone and was a typical hourglass, I was still a fluffy hourglass. Now I am a frigging banana! The only consolation is that the kinds of food we are having on this diet seem to be the right ones for all those er defects or, as Nefertiti put it more tactfully, "those charming deviations from the canons of beauty".
Now does that make me a deviant... Argh life's shenanigans...