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It's True

Elie

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S: 20st3lb C: 18st4lb G: 11st6lb BMI: 37.8 Loss: 1st13lb(9.54%)
#3
LOL, so funny!:D

I have another funny one about men. I just want to precise that the following extract is joke and by no mean do I want to be disrespectful.

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Elie

Silver Member
S: 20st3lb C: 18st4lb G: 11st6lb BMI: 37.8 Loss: 1st13lb(9.54%)
#4
LOL, so funny!:D

I have another funny one about men. I just want to precise that the following extract is joke and by no mean do I want to be disrespectful.


Eve's chat with God - The real truth

"Lord, I have a problem."

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden
and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."

"And why is that Eve?"

"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a
man for you."

"Man? What is that Lord?"

"A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and
be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger,
faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly."

"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but
what's the catch Lord?"

"Well,.....you can have him on one condition."

"And what's that Lord? "

"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring .... so
you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret ... you know, woman to woman."
 
#6
lovin this thread !!!!

....the best man for the job is a WOman !!!

lol.......

Debz xx
 


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