It's True

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  1. Flabbyfay

    Flabbyfay Silver Member

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    All problems are down to men :eek:

    MENtal illness
    MENstrual cramps
    MENtal breackdown
    MENopaues
    GUYnocologist and when we have REAL TROUBLE, its a
    HISterectomy !
     
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    Brilliant:D
     
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    LOL, so funny!:D

    I have another funny one about men. I just want to precise that the following extract is joke and by no mean do I want to be disrespectful.

    OOPS, posting problems
     
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    LOL, so funny!:D

    I have another funny one about men. I just want to precise that the following extract is joke and by no mean do I want to be disrespectful.


    Eve's chat with God - The real truth

    "Lord, I have a problem."

    "What's the problem, Eve?"

    "I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden
    and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."

    "And why is that Eve?"

    "Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."

    "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a
    man for you."

    "Man? What is that Lord?"

    "A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and
    be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger,
    faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly."

    "Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but
    what's the catch Lord?"

    "Well,.....you can have him on one condition."

    "And what's that Lord? "

    "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring .... so
    you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret ... you know, woman to woman."
     
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  6. Flabbyfay

    Flabbyfay Silver Member

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    :giggle: that's fab!
     
  7. debz32

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    lovin this thread !!!!

    ....the best man for the job is a WOman !!!

    lol.......

    Debz xx
     
  8. Flabbyfay

    Flabbyfay Silver Member

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    Soooo true :D
     
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