G...U...T...T...E...D.......!
According to Collins gem Carb Counter cream crackers are 0.5 carbs per bikkie.
Bought them, didn't I - but it obviously isn't Jacobs cream crackers 'cos they are 5.4 carbs each!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
and
Washed dirty stinky mingin' hair, it looked a little dry when blown dry so ran a little rubber shine through it. Still didn't look right so ran a dot or two more through - YUP, now back to dirty stinky mingin' hair!!!!!!
Clairecat - you didn't notice a clatty minger wandering through Debenhams, St Enoch's carrying a bag of Jacob's Cream Crackers, eh?