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:D uses a sniffer dog to find your little hiding place, takes crown back, and carol into custody :D I WIN!!!! :p
 
Allan G said:
:D uses a sniffer dog to find your little hiding place, takes crown back, and carol into custody :D I WIN!!!! :p
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Drat! Foiled by the pesky sniffer dog! Unlock these handcuffs copper!! :p:p










Carol produces a small lamb chop that she has secreted about her attire and bribes the sniffer dogs with it. They take the bait and Mrs D manages to escape the clutches of aforementioned copper NER NER!! :p:p:D
 
Mrs Depp said:
Drat! Foiled by the pesky sniffer dog! Unlock these handcuffs copper!! :p:p










Carol produces a small lamb chop that she has secreted about her attire and bribes the sniffer dogs with it. They take the bait and Mrs D manages to escape the clutches of aforementioned copper NER NER!! :p:p:D
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:D Groping a policeman now :eek: i will have to look up if thats an offence :D anyway I WIN
 
Mrs Depp said:
It's only an offence if you don't like it lol! ;)

Anyway, I managed to get away didn't I? AND I've got the crown stuffed down my trousers so you'll never get it now mwhahahahahahaha!!! :D:D:p
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:eek: Puts rubber gloves on for a ferret around in carols trousers for the crown, Gives it a wash just in case it attracts the local cat population :eek:
 
Mrs Depp said:
Oi!! How very dare you!! :eek: I'll have you know I'm a very clean person! And get your hands out of my trousers!! :eek:
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:D PMSL, i thought that would get an angry response, i have to search every nook and crany toi make sure you have nothing else hidden away :D I WIN :p
 
Hi just thought I would grace you with my presence seeming though I have been looking after the poorly family. I am back now to steel my crown back so move aside. I WIN:p:p:p:queen:
 
sonkie said:
pmsl.................
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:D Is that all, i went to Skelmersdale Labour club once when i was on a course, and a woman said to me Buy me a curry and you can sleep with me :eek: Classy woman eh!, i declined the offer and made a sharp exit. Oh by the way I WIN!!!! :p
 
Allan G said:
:D Is that all, i went to Skelmersdale Labour club once when i was on a course, and a woman said to me Buy me a curry and you can sleep with me :eek: Classy woman eh!, i declined the offer and made a sharp exit. Oh by the way I WIN!!!! :p
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LOL not really, I don't drink lager! Yukky stuff! I don't mind a JD and coke once in a blue moon, can't remember the last time I had a drink or a night out actually - sooooo sadly single aren't I? :rolleyes::eek:




I WIN!!
 
Mrs Depp said:
LOL not really, I don't drink lager! Yukky stuff! I don't mind a JD and coke once in a blue moon, can't remember the last time I had a drink or a night out actually - sooooo sadly single aren't I? :rolleyes::eek:




I WIN!!
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:D oh so thats what i have to do then, a few JDs and wait for the knicker elastic to fall off :D i usually wine and dine a few times before going for the jackpot :eek: It`s me who wins
 
Ok I am heading off to bed now I am sooooo tired. So I thought I would just let you all know that I WIN just before I go. Night Night
 
sonban said:
Ok I am heading off to bed now I am sooooo tired. So I thought I would just let you all know that I WIN just before I go. Night Night
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:D Night night, i`m the winner, no -one seems to be about today so the crown belongs to me!!!:p
 
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