Last Person To Post Wins

[Mrs Depp]

*sniffs* mummy n daddy always said i was special in my own ickle way lol

And you are hunny! take no notice of the nasty man called Allan!! :hug99::hug99:

Puts allan in her little black book of men not to speak to lol

Yeah he's in all us lady Miniminers black books! Did he tell you he's a copper? He's not really! Shhh!! He's always following them around, wears a dressup coppers uniform and little cap and has stickers on his car to look like a plod mobile!

 

[wants2bnormal]

lol i should hope you did to!!! Mines is full of men not to speak to lol its better that way round! lol

 

[Mrs Depp]

Does that mean your not oing to be a born again virgin for much longer??? go girl go

No chance of that mate! I was only joking! Still reborn virgo intacti - unfortunately!!

 

[Allan G]

And you are hunny! take no notice of the nasty man called Allan!! :hug99::hug99:



Yeah he's in all us lady Miniminers black books! Did he tell you he's a copper? He's not really! Shhh!! He's always following them around, wears a dressup coppers uniform and little cap and has stickers on his car to look like a plod mobile!

Cheeky mare, i have friends in merseyside Police, they will be knocking later on

 

[Mrs Depp]

Cheeky mare, i have friends in merseyside Police, they will be knocking later on

Is that a promise Allan? Cos if it is I'll get rid of the kids and be 'ready' for them!!

Right, off to the shops, Amy wants to spend my money! Be back later......Jodie, make sure he doesn't win!!

 

[wants2bnormal]

lol Mrs D i quite believe it hahaha!!

 

[Mrs Depp]

lol Mrs D i quite believe it hahaha!!

'sall true! Would I lie to another woman?

 

[Allan G]

Is that a promise Allan? Cos if it is I'll get rid of the kids and be 'ready' for them!!

Right, off to the shops, Amy wants to spend my money! Be back later......Jodie, make sure he doesn't win!!

Im off to fill my car up and do some shopping in tescos for tea But i will return to claim what is mine

 

[wants2bnormal]

*sits admit that mr g is not going to win*

 

[misscheeky]

byee byee

 

[wants2bnormal]

tum tee tum

 

[misscheeky]

hi hi you can leave now jodie aswell im here the real queen those two arew such wannabee's

 

[Allan G]

*sits admit that mr g is not going to win*

many have tried and failed to remove me from the winner podium so give it your best shot

 

[misscheeky]

well ive just pushed u of you podium

 

[Allan G]

well ive just pushed u of you podium

You missed, im still here, isnt it time for your afternoon nap???

 

[misscheeky]

You missed, im still here, isnt it time for your afternoon nap???

no might not have one today seeing as i went to bed early last night plus have to get ready for tonight wash my hair and all that but i still win

 

[Allan G]

no might not have one today seeing as i went to bed early last night plus have to get ready for tonight wash my hair and all that but i still win

Wrong again, if your going out tonight you had better start getting ready now, i know how long it takes you women to get ready

 

[misscheeky]

Wrong again, if your going out tonight you had better start getting ready now, i know how long it takes you women to get ready

will only take me an hr! il have my hair and all done this afternoon just to get changed and stick on the slap!

 

[Allan G]

will only take me an hr! il have my hair and all done this afternoon just to get changed and stick on the slap!

i can do shower shave and out in under 20 mins, it takes lesley 3 hours after she come out of the shower

 

[misscheeky]

yeah well men have it easy ye dont have to do all the crap that we have to do.hair,nails,fake tan,shower, etc etc then finding something to wear, finding shoes and a bag that match it all takes time. men are muppets then ye moan cuz yis are waiting well lesson wait until your missis tells you she's ready then go get ready! then you wont be waiting