Last Person To Post Wins

[cah-ching]

cheeky sod!

 

[Allan G]

cheeky sod!

And winner on here

 

[cah-ching]

Delusion doesn't suit you!

 

[misscheeky]

eh..both wrong

im the only winner on here

 

[Mrs Depp]

Hope you're ok? xxxx

Hiya Lacey, yeah I was fine this morning, I just felt really tired and itchy for some unknown reason lol! I think it's my anti d's kicking in at last. xxxx

oooh so not too different to me....I'm getting my legs waxed at 10, going to buy a duvet, and then erm.....well.....faff about and twiddle my thumbs till the rugby comes on (at which point i shall go into full on perv mode and lick the tv)

xxx

OMFG Rach!! I do that lol!!!!!!! :8855::8855:

only if they take me to the changing rooms where all those sweaty rugby boys are

I'm right behind you Rach!

 

[Allan G]

I bet becky is out celebrating after the irish beat the english by 1 lousy point

 

[Mrs Depp]

I think she's out with her mates, probably not interested in anything but voddie lol!!

 

[Allan G]

I think she's out with her mates, probably not interested in anything but voddie lol!!

Not good for her diet, one less person to challenge me on here

 

[Mrs Depp]

Probably not very good for her diet, no, but I'm sure she'll be back on the CD wagon on Monday lol!

One less person to challenge you?? More like one less person for you to LOSE to!!

 

[Allan G]

Oh you poor deluded woman, im the one and only winner here

 

[Mrs Depp]

:copon: Poor - yes. Woman - yes last time I looked! Deluded - Never!!! I am the winner and don't you forget it. Be nice to me and I might let you live with all my other slaves. :copon:

 

[Allan G]

Im nobodys slave, apart from lesley amy and luke, my dogs and cats

 

[Mrs Depp]

Well then you're everybody's slave lol!! Don't worry I won't make you clean the loos out in my palace - that's miss Becky's job if she carries on being so cheeky to me!

 

[Allan G]

You are mistaken, im not going to clean the bogs in my own palace, thats what my minions are for

 

[Mrs Depp]

You are not mistaken, im going to clean the bogs in your palace, thats what your minions are for

That's right Allan, bow to your Queen! :8855::8855:

 

[Allan G]

That's right Allan, bow to your Queen! :8855::8855:

Told you i cant bend that far without hurting my back

 

[Mrs Depp]

Told you i cant bend that far without hurting my back

Looks like you'll have to get used to having a sore back then..........:copon:

 

[Allan G]

Err no i wont, get on your knees woman, and while your down there

 

[Mrs Depp]

I don't get on my knees for anyone matey. One's knees are not as easy to bend as they used to be!

 

[Allan G]

I don't get on my knees for anyone matey. One's knees are not as easy to bend as they used to be!

How are you going to polish the royal shoes if you cant get down there?