Mrs Depp
Gold Member
How are you going to polish the royal shoes if you cant get down there?
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You'll have to polish your shoes yourself, as I said I don't go down there 'cos I have too much trouble getting up again lol!
How are you going to polish the royal shoes if you cant get down there?
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if your knees have given up what else is past its sell by date??
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They haven't given up - yet lol! But they get really stiff if I kneel down, so I don't.Nothing else is past it's 'sell by date' as you call it!! Cheeky b*gger!!
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You will have to get some cod liver oil or sanatagen
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Cod liver oil takes ages before it has any effect on the bones and isn't sanatogen for pensioners you cheeky sod?![]()
Have you got your arthritis braclet yet?? and surgical stockings
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Cheeky!!!You're banished from my Queendom!! And Don't Come Back!!! :copon:
I cant be banished from my kingdom, i will make special provisions for you in the old duffers ward
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I bet becky is out celebrating after the irish beat the english by 1 lousy point
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I think she's out with her mates, probably not interested in anything but voddie lol!!![]()
Probably not very good for her diet, no, but I'm sure she'll be back on the CD wagon on Monday lol!
One less person to challenge you?? More like one less person for you to LOSE to!!![]()
:copon: Poor - yes. Woman - yes last time I looked! Deluded - Never!!! I am the winner and don't you forget it. Be nice to me and I might let you live with all my other slaves. :copon:
Well then you're everybody's slave lol!! Don't worry I won't make you clean the loos out in my palace - that's miss Becky's job if she carries on being so cheeky to me!![]()
Err no i wont, get on your knees woman, and while your down there
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You'll have to polish your shoes yourself, as I said I don't go down there 'cos I have too much trouble getting up again lol!![]()
They haven't given up - yet lol! But they get really stiff if I kneel down, so I don't.Nothing else is past it's 'sell by date' as you call it!! Cheeky b*gger!!
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Can't believe he's got away with it for so long!
Phew ... normality reigns! Well more precisely .... Becky reign! :queen:
I bet you are worn out after replying to all of last nights posts, Your still winning though queen becky
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I thought you were going to bed, you shouldnt stay up late at your age
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Can't believe he's got away with it for so long!
Oh never fear CC I shall get my revenge on Mr G sometime in the very near future!! When he's least expecting it!! Mwhahahahahahaaaaaa!!!
haha well not a flying f*c* am i interested in the rugby....
See Allan?? I told ya!
:giggle::giggle: you know me so well
Yes I do lol!!
hehe and true right again, cd tomorrow haha :giggle::giggle:
Stick to it this time!!
ohh carol.,... I'm so deluded....:copon::copon:
Yes you are Becky :copon::copon:
u cheeky little so and so, did you think id be to hungover and not read back? Real Queens like Carol dont clean a thingthats me and allans jobs
Well get to it then!!
thats sick!!!!!!!!!
Just like a man to twist things eh?
hehehehe pmsl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You should not laugh at your Queen and her discomfort Becky......shame on you!!
aaaaaaaaahahahahaha PMSL!!!!!!!!!
You laffin' at me??
awww thanks CC
I am Loser Becky and dont ye other Loooooooosers of LPTP forget that so ner ner ner ner ner Mrs Depp is the one and only winner!!![]()
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Yeh yeh, im shaking in my shoes, do i have to sleep with one eye open???
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awwwwww Carol your too damm funny.........jog on will ya![]()
this is your crownpokerface!!!!!!!