Last Person To Post Wins

[Mrs Depp]

Shouldna said that Allan, that's what we'd all be waiting for!! Nothing beats the image of wee scottish actor Robbie Carlyle stripping down to his tiny shorts

 

[Allan G]

Just call me Deuce Bigalo i only do one on one sessions, with the wife of course

 

[Mrs Depp]

Haha! Deuce! Does your wife agree with that name Mr Modest?!

 

[Allan G]

Haha! Deuce! Does your wife agree with that name Mr Modest?!

nah she calls me a tart all the time, i`m in touch with my femanine side, i have to be, she doesnt iron cook sew and hates housework, so i do most of it

 

[Mrs Depp]

nah she calls me a tart all the time, i`m in touch with my femanine side, i have to be, she doesnt iron cook sew and hates housework, so i do most of it

Clever woman isn't she?

 

[Allan G]

Clever woman isn't she?

Ha Bloody ha my nan always said i would make someone a good wife one day i know what she means now

 

[Mrs Depp]

You got that right!

So do can she hire you out for cleaning jobs too? Only I was just thinking that you could combine cleaning with stripping and make an absolute fortune!

 

[Allan G]

You got that right!

So do can she hire you out for cleaning jobs too? Only I was just thinking that you could combine cleaning with stripping and make an absolute fortune!

the Naked ironing man, I dont think so, i`m only good at it from my days in the Army and i hate tramlines in shirts and trousers, im out in my garden half naked mowing the lawn, it`s lovely up here

 

[Mrs Depp]

Watch you don't get sunburn on the 'tender' parts! Could be a bit painful later on when you're sitting down at the pc!

My brother still does all his ironing at home too (he was in the Army).

I'm just watching Barry Sheene on Discovery - brill!

 

[Hedgemag]

HI..Back to claim my prize................

 

[Mrs Depp]

I'm off now, my life seems to revolve around the school run! No wonder I never get anything done - everything interferes with my Minimins time! lol

 

[Allan G]

enjoy sitting in traffic and trying to park, mine are walking home whilst i do tea The garlic smells lovley, better than the soup im going to have

 

[sazzy34]

Enough chit chat, Duracell Bunny, your batteries have just gone flat !!!!

 

[Allan G]

Enough chit chat, Duracell Bunny, your batteries have just gone flat !!!!

Err NO, still in full working order, saving my strength for a long night

 

[sazzy34]

Doh

 

[Allan G]

Doh

i had a good time last night, a threesome with two yorkshire lasses ( Bond girl came out to play till the early hours) Hope to repeat the same tonight

 

[sazzy34]

Ah but could you handle a foursome Alan
I`m also a Yorkshire lass originally. Bet they gave you a rub for your money lol

 

[sazzy34]

Sorry meant RUN ooooeeeerrrrr

 

[Allan G]

Sorry meant RUN ooooeeeerrrrr

They didnt rub anything i will get my revenge tonight

 

[Hedgemag]

I BET THEY CAN'T WAIT..................