Last Person To Post Wins

[Allan G]

Haha! No What Allan wants is to see us all mud wrestle! quote]

Girl power, my a**e, i`m looking out for number 1, and i will win, can i have a front row seat for the mud wrestling

 

[sazzy34]

Right let the mud wrestling begin, I hope its not naked, may not be a pretty site lol. ( well you gotta check)

 

[Mrs Depp]

See Sarah? Typical selfish man, out for whatever he can get lol.











Pssst! Front row seats Allan? It'll cost yer!

 

[Allan G]

Right let the mud wrestling begin, I hope its not naked

Thats no fun with clothes on, especially the rinse down in the shower afterwards, ( see i`v got it in the gutter were it belongs) I still win

 

[sazzy34]

Absolutely, lol
Men eh, who`d have em.

 

[sazzy34]

We could make a mint from this Mrs D how you fixed. could you use a few quid ??

 

[Allan G]

Absolutely, lol
Men eh, who`d have em.

You lot would, cos a vibrator cant give you a hug afterwards i win

 

[sazzy34]

OOh talking of vibrators, have you heard of Stringfellows, he has started up something similar to ann summers. Got a catalogue and it seems they are doing parties too ?

 

[sazzy34]

Sorry to deviate from tha mud wrestling Alan.
And you can take the batteries out when you have had enough lol

 

[sazzy34]

Shame you can`t do that with men eh lol

 

[Mrs Depp]

Oh I could always use some extra cash Sarah!

So you'd prefer naked mud wrestling Allan? Why doesn't that suprise me! lol

I'd like to at least keep my t-shirt on if that's okay with you!

 

[Allan G]

Shame you can`t do that with men eh lol

It cant make you breakfast in bed either , i win

 

[Allan G]

Oh I could always use some extra cash Sarah!

So you'd prefer naked mud wrestling Allan? Why doesn't that suprise me! lol

I'd like to at least keep my t-shirt on if that's okay with you!

were`s the fun in that, unless your doing a wet T-shirt contest

 

[sazzy34]

wet t shirt contest, how rude lol.

 

[Mrs Depp]

You lot would, cos a vibrator cant give you a hug afterwards i win

You mean some men give hugs afterwards?! I NEVER knew that! No wonder I threw him out!
Anytime I want a hug I get one from my kids - bless! Sort of makes you blokes redundant doesn't it?

Sorry to deviate from tha mud wrestling Alan.
And you can take the batteries out when you have had enough lol

There's no arguments over who lies nearest the wet patch!
You don't have to lie through your teeth about him being "the best - ever" and "the biggest - ever" yadda yadda yadda!

 

[sazzy34]

pmsl Go Carol Go Carol.
Can I sell my husband please, he can load a dishwasher and iron ( military trained him well) lol

 

[Mrs Depp]

*takes a bow*

Thankyouverymuch - Elvis stylee!

 

[Allan G]

I could say something realy rude but i wont, I`m not like the north sea ferry, roll on roll off, a little bit of tlc afterwards goes a long way

 

[Allan G]

pmsl Go Carol Go Carol.
Can I sell my husband please, he can load a dishwasher and iron ( military trained him well) lol

See us Ex military are the best catches, well trained in all departments

 

[sazzy34]

:queen:Mrs D

were not worthy


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