Last Person To Post Wins

[sazzy34]

I only said he was good at ironing lol

 

[Mrs Depp]

I could say something realy rude but i wont, I`m not like the north sea ferry, roll on roll off, a little bit of tlc afterwards goes a long way

Yeah yeah! You can't prove it tho can yer?! So how can we believe you?

 

[Allan G]

:queen:Mrs D

were not worthy


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Women know your place i win

 

[Mrs Depp]

Behind every man there's a woman waiting to trade him in for a better one! Men should know their place lol. And stay alert 'cos that trade is always 2 mins away! rofl

 

[sazzy34]

Yes as always on top and in control !!!

 

[Allan G]

Yeah yeah! You can't prove it tho can yer?! So how can we believe you?

Ask my wife she will tell you ( What a pain in the a**e i am)

 

[sazzy34]

No, you could never be surely

 

[Allan G]

Behind every man there's a woman waiting to trade him in for a better one!

and behind every woman there is a man looking at a newer sleeker model to trade her in for

 

[Mrs Depp]

Ask my wife she will tell you ( What a pain in the a**e i am)

LMAO!

 

[Allan G]

Yes as always on top and in control !!!

Cowboy style, MMmmmm

 

[sazzy34]

control freak you see lol

 

[Mrs Depp]

and behind every woman there is a man looking at a newer sleeker model to trade her in for

Yeah but the newer sleeker ones don't want ordinary blokes, they want Brad Pitt etc.

 

[Allan G]

control freak you see lol

I`ve got the handcuffs polished and ready

 

[sazzy34]

what about a toyboy ??

 

[Mrs Depp]

Can't do handcuffs, I'm allergic to metal.

 

[sazzy34]

Like you really think handcuffs are gonna work,
Thats a good chat up line though Alan, more original than get your coat youve pulled lol

 

[Allan G]

what about a toyboy ??

I am a toyboy, my wife is a couple of years older, many a good tune played on an old fiddle

 

[sazzy34]

What about those pink fluffy ones Carol, stop the chaffing

 

[sazzy34]

OOOps I already have a toyboy tee hee, maybe I need a sugar daddy instead

 

[Allan G]

Like you really think handcuffs are gonna work,
Thats a good chat up line though Alan, more original than get your coat youve pulled lol

i use them every day at work so they tend to lose thier appeal