Last Person To Post Wins

[Allan G]

All kneel!!

It's mine!

I`m not Kneeling in front of you, people might get the wrong impression

 

[Mrs Depp]

Carol would have to get a set of step ladders to reach me, i would be able to hold her at arms length and she still wouldn`t be able to touch me i am implying that she is a shorta##e.

I won't argue. It's true. I AM a shorta##e!! BUT the good thing about being 4ft and a fag butt is that I can hit low and quickly. You being so tall would have very slow reflexes, your brain would be registering the pain and I'd be on my toes legging it away with my crown! lol

Even when i was 17st i could still do it, it`s just easier now i`m 14st, it`s a combination of ballet and Boxing i did when i was younger,

OMG why did you have to put that?! You're in for some serious ribbing now! My brain's whizzing with skits!!

 

[Mrs V]

Lol Allan!!!

It would make me smile though!!! Lol

 

[Allan G]

Glad to be of service ladies, and before you start Carol i didnt have a Tutu, a little Sailors outfit, we did the Hornpipe and stuff like that, but i gave it up when i discovered Rugby at the tender age of 9.

 

[Mrs V]

Now Rugby (being a Welsh Girl)..is definitely more up my street!!!

Lol, I can't imagine a 6ft plus 9 year old wearing a Sailor's outfit!!!! Lol

 

[Allan G]

Now Rugby (being a Welsh Girl)..is definitely more up my street!!!

Lol, I can't imagine a 6ft plus 9 year old wearing a Sailor's outfit!!!! Lol

Must have had an adverse affect on me, comming from Portsmouth people wondered why i joined the Army instead of the Navy, maybee cos i heard so many Hello Sailor jokes when i was growing up, as for the Rugby our teacher was welsh but he was called Mr England??

 

[Hedgemag]

Just thinking of all thiose lovely fit rugby players.................think I may just have to go for a lie down lol

 

[Mrs V]

Lol Maggie!!!

Alan...my maiden name was Welsh....you can imagine what effect that had on me!!

 

[Hedgemag]

PMSL.......have been writing up my diary on here today............................been so bored! thank god for minis or I might have had to go to the fridge....

 

[Mrs V]

See.....Maggie, where would you be without us?!!!

Actually....where would I be without you and your emails?!! Lol!

 

[Hedgemag]

You can go home soon Mrs V...hope you little one is better today xx

 

[Allan G]

PMSL.......have been writing up my diary on here today............................been so bored! thank god for minis or I might have had to go to the fridge....

"STAY AWAY FROM THE FRIDGE, IT CONTAINS ITEMS THAT ARE NOT GOOD FOR YOUR DIET"

 

[Hedgemag]

"STAY AWAY FROM THE FRIDGE, IT CONTAINS ITEMS THAT ARE NOT GOOD FOR YOUR DIET"

yeah your right, there's chocolate in there!!!!!

 

[Allan G]

yeah your right, there's chocolate in there!!!!!

A moment on the lips, A lifetime on the hips Have a chocolate shake instead if you need a chocky fix

 

[Hedgemag]

I have had a hot choc mint and a frozen choc tetra today......just 1 more left to have....might have to be a hot choc orange....Mmm

 

[Allan G]

I have had a hot choc mint and a frozen choc tetra today......just 1 more left to have....might have to be a hot choc orange....Mmm

I remember the days when i could have a whole terrys chocolate orange Not any more But apart from that the crown is still with me

 

[Hedgemag]

I remember the days when i could have a whole terrys chocolate orange Not any more But apart from that the crown is still with me

I could eat one no problem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mrs Depp]

Glad to be of service ladies, and before you start Carol i didnt have a Tutu, a little Sailors outfit, we did the Hornpipe and stuff like that, but i gave it up when i discovered Rugby at the tender age of 9.

'Ello Sailor!

I'm biting my virtual tongue as I type Allan - honest! lol

 

[Hedgemag]

Evening Mrs D

 

[Mrs Depp]

Evening Maggie! Had a good day?