Ah so i`m on my own then, well if you wont join me then prepare for a good :whoopass: then you might come round to my way of thinking
Now Carol has gone maggie we can form a pact to freeze her out of the running you can have this one :queen: and i will wear this one , this seems a fair resolution to me
never!
I will never freeze Mrs D out. How could you sugest such a thing!:queen:
I'm turning my back on you now Allan, Mighty Boosh stylee!
cheeky!
OOh are you showing me your A*#e then carol?? :massmoon:
Yep typical cheeky scouse scally
You should be so lucky to even get to see my a**e!!
Takes a scally to know a scally plod! lol Anyway, you could teach me more than a few tricks on how to be one!
I dont do tricks, i bet you could turn a few though
What do you think I am?! I don't mix in those kinds of social circles matey!
I dont do tricks only monkey tricks, i bet I could turn a few though
Staff parties? Nah mate, it's all us old women who go out together! The younguns all go clubbing etc! The Coop is a much tackier place to work than Asda, we're posh an' you're not lol!
I could also accuse you plods of not misbehaving at your staff do's! I've heard what can go on in the staff canteen etc! You're all animals!!
Thats what I said..Monkeys
Yeah but that may be an insult to Monkeys Maggie lol!
Mmm! What about those apes with those big red bums, they look so sore