Allan G
Gold Member
Sex And The CityThe ex fell asleep on the sofa so I turned the tv over just in time to catch tall blonde (Samantha?) in bed with a short bloke! He must've been about 6 inches smaller than her lol!
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Sex And The CityThe ex fell asleep on the sofa so I turned the tv over just in time to catch tall blonde (Samantha?) in bed with a short bloke! He must've been about 6 inches smaller than her lol!
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A problem i have never encountered
, and its my crown
:whoopass:
You're telling us you've never fallen asleep on the sofa Allan?!![]()
Just pick your partner carefully!!!! Its your crown allan i dont want it![]()
well thanks everyone for borrowing the crown while I have been at work, but I am home now so will take care of it myself! x
Sorry no spare crowns here, there is nothing to see so move along
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I know you think your crown is a real one, but it's just a paper one that you made yourself, we all know it. Mine is the real and only crown to have thank you very much, now go and be a nice servant and do something nice![]()
still bickering over plastic hats then![]()
Are there no good movies on??
I thought you had customers to attend to?? my crown is real
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Us women can multi task
customers all sortedTime for phone calls now
Oh, and trying to persuade my boys its time for bed....
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You are such a cheat!Cheers Nikki, i will look after it better than carol or Becky would
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Cheers Becky, but it`s your crown to havel, it`s not mine not,carols or nikkis, yours
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Yes i'm back, to collect my crown. Did u miss me bex?
Evening becky, have you come to try your luck???
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No with size, most couples find a way to over come the problem, even the vertically challenged like you
and its your crown
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Oh and mrs d no sarcasm intended i have a short friend and i tower over her i know it cant be nice xx