Little Prayer Before Sleep

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  1. Mini

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    Now I lay me

    Down to sleep



    I pray the Lord



    My shape to keep.



    Please no wrinkles



    Please no bags



    And please lift my butt



    Before it sags.



    Please no age spots



    Please no gray



    And as for my belly,



    Please take it away.



    Please keep me healthy



    Please keep me young,



    And thank you Dear Lord



    For all that you've done.

    Five tips for a woman....



    1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.



    2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.



    3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.



    4 It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.



    5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.



    Foot Note:



    One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support
    soon, people will think we're nuts."



    Send this to five bright, funny women you know and make their day.
     
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  3. Diva

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    :D Love it Mini.....absolutely love it!!! :D
     
  4. DQ

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    When did you hear my boobs talking?! :eek: :p
     
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    Love it, copied it and saved ,will repeat every night before bedtime :D
     
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