Little Prayer Before Sleep

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  1. Mini

    Mini Administrator Staff Member

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    Now I lay me

    Down to sleep

    I pray the Lord

    My shape to keep.

    Please no wrinkles

    Please no bags

    And please lift my butt

    Before it sags.

    Please no age spots

    Please no gray

    And as for my belly,

    Please take it away.

    Please keep me healthy

    Please keep me young,

    And thank you Dear Lord

    For all that you've done.

    Five tips for a woman....

    1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

    2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

    3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

    4 It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

    5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

    Foot Note:

    One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support
    soon, people will think we're nuts."

    Send this to five bright, funny women you know and make their day.
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  3. Diva

    Diva Cambridge Diet Counsellor

    :D Love it Mini.....absolutely love it!!! :D
  4. DQ

    DQ Queen of the Damned

    When did you hear my boobs talking?! :eek: :p
  5. kandy

    kandy Silver Member

    Love it, copied it and saved ,will repeat every night before bedtime :D
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